Tall Tales Group Therapy

[litl rooster]

"you can checkout anytime you like,
  but you cain't ever leave"

[Arcey]

So many years ago.  Before the time when we first heard, 'Welcome to the home by the sea'.........

[Camille Eonich]

Gertrude........

<how da I get outtah here............>

Follow the yellow brick road of course.

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[Arcey]

Follow the yellow brick road of course.

That'd lead ta Elton John.................

[litl rooster]

Follow the yellow brick road of course.

just beware of the "flying monkeys"

[Delmonico]

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh No!

[Delmonico]

Squaw, hiss <"For all you Tall Tales Group Therpy folks, tommorow is "Bad Dreams from Scary Movie Day." That is all> buzzz hiss.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes to talk to the Doc,

  my wifes son came in this weekend, he's 27, first thing he tolt us was he don't eat pork or beef no more it's bad fer ya.

no beef nor pork, what have they been teaching ya uup there ta that northern school ya been a going to.  y ya'd starve to death in a short time.   and well actually we ain't got nothing but pork and beef in the house right now.

he needs help doc.

[Delmonico]

Take the beef and pork and make "Mock Soybeans"  the vee-guns make "Mock Meat" out of soy beans, it would only be fair. 

BTW, the plastic Ford used in the late 30's and the 40's for dashboard parts was a "fake meat from soybeans" experiment gone wrong at the Ford Labratories.

[litl rooster]

  Group we should all pause here and reflect on Ozark's problem...


Is your son Blaming You?< He hasn't joined the "Moonies" or other weird group? (like we are all normal here)

[Ozark Tracker]

I tried splaining to him,  we a normal beef and pork eating family,  we don't eat none of that un natural stuff like tofu

[Delmonico]

Tofu and many other veeegun foods ain't natural.  Never made any sense to me folks take soy beans and such, do some serious chemistry and try to make meat, hell feed them to somethin' and eat it.

[Delmonico]

Did ya ever notice that these folks want everyone to fix special food for them?  If you visted them would they make sure you had plenty of meat fer yer "special" diet?

[Delmonico]

Damn some days you just want to say something, but ya can't cause ya might get in trouble, but I think my boss would have laughed as she wrote something for my permanat record.

Guy and his girl friend/wife come in, he's wearin' a T-Shirt, fake leather bomber jacket, ball cap with some stupid sayin' on it, and tennis shoes, he puts on a pinch slope (gus) with a 4 1/2 inch brim in cream and looks in the mirror, he says, "Makes me look like a dork."  She looks and says it does.

Well I'm sorry, he looked like a dork when he came in, he looked like a dork with the hat on and he looked like one when he left.  It wern't the hat that did it.

[litl rooster]

Did ya ever notice that these folks want everyone to fix special food for them?  If you visted them would they make sure you had plenty of meat fer yer "special" diet?

damn for once your making sence...............okay what did ya all do with Delmonico?



   Del, your too nice I would have said it.

[Trinity]

The effect of the green and yellow pills wear off and Trinity is back to his old self when he looks down at the new boots that he bought while under the influence.

"What in tarnation is these dern flowerdy thangs on mah feet!  Whah is this hair room paiinted pank!  What is that smail in hair?  What on earth happent!"

[litl rooster]

   I think Trinity is having flashbacks to his youth

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean back when they fed him vegatables as a baby.

[Trinity]

Trinity removes the fruity garments and returns to his old self with the promise never to take the green and yellow pills again.

[Ozark Tracker]

after that trip ya better stick ta  BC powder