Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Delmonico]

Now Slim is protected from heartworm.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"That's a relief!"   

[Ozark Tracker]

Tonight is the Wednesday that eveyone was told to think of a country song that best describes your state of mind.

[Delmonico]

I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

[Ozark Tracker]

I got a barrel of flour, Lord, I got a bucket of lard.
I got a   barrel of flour, Lord, I got a buck-et of lard.   
Ain't got no blues, got trukeys  in my backyard.

Got corn in my crib, got cotton growing  in my patch.
Got corn in my crib, got cotton growing  in my patch.
I got the old hen settin'-waitin' for the old hen to hatch.

I'm gonna build me a shanty, Lord, I'm gonna settle down.
I'm gonna build me a shanty, Lord, I'm gonna settle down.
Get me a cornfed mama, Lord, and stop runnin' around.

I can make more money with my pick and plow.
I can make more money with my pick and plow.
With my one-eyed mule and my good old Jersey cow.

[Trinity]

Trinity reaches into the nearly empty pill bucket and comes up with only plaid ones.  "Hmm, wonner what these do" He says as he drops them all into his mouth.

At that moment, Slim runs by.  Just as he passes, Trinity sticks his foot out and trips nurse Ratched.

[Ozark Tracker]

just at that moment,   Alice comes over the intercom and announces, no one is to take the Plaid pills,  they were pills from the overeaters club that meets before us.  If you have taken one by mistake, you will only want to eat  tofu for the next 48 hours.

[Trinity]

Upon hearing this, Trinity begins to induce vomiting.  While doing so he begins to wonder if a slice of Tofu wouldn't help in vomiting.

[Ozark Tracker]

seeing a couple of the over eaters in the corner, waiting for the donuts to come out, Trinity runs over and searches them for tofu

[Trinity]

Then Trinity slaps himself and returns to his pile of vomit.  After shooing away the vulture like overeaters, he reaches down into the acidic brew and retrieves a donut which had come out and re-eats it. 

"A mite tangy tha second tahm."

[Ozark Tracker]

one of the overeaters grabs up a short person,  that came back tonight, and knocks the donuts out of Trinitys hand and another overeater grabs it and runs

[Delmonico]

Just then an anouncement comes over the PA "Tommorow is cure yourself of bed wetting day."   

[Camille Eonich]

Camille puts Trinity in a straight jacket for eating puked up donuts then hangs his crooked one out on the porch to air out a mite.

[litl rooster]

Just then an anouncement comes over the PA "Tommorow is cure yourself of bed wetting day."   

dang it Dell, you beat me to this one....................................

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim lies down on a cot and puts his hand in a bucket of warm water. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Alice shows up with a suitcase full of depends,  Slim gets the first set.  Trinity puts one on his head and starts singing mary had a little lamb.

[Sod Buster]

Alice shows up with a suitcase full of depends,  Slim gets the first set.  Trinity puts one on his head and starts singing mary had a little lamb.

Sod Buster is reminded of a joke:

Hey Del... Boxers or Briefs???
Del:  Depends!!!

hahahaha

[Arcey]

Hey Del... Boxers or Briefs???
Del:  Depends!!!

Wunner if Alice is gonna hang 'round ta change 'iz nasty as.......

[Delmonico]

I doubt it, I think Slim has more than peed.

[Ozark Tracker]

Alice sees Slim has made a mess and throws the bucket of water on him, 

loosen's the ties on Trinity's straight jacket and brings in a new bucket of pills  little poka dotted ones.