A day at the range or am I jinxed part deux

[litl rooster]

 Then could we hang his sorry Yankee arse.....................>disclaimer<This no way inflic's how I or others in this forum feel about folks North of the Mason Dixon<                       >yeah right<

[Delmonico]

Tis alright, I live WEST of damn Yankee and durn Rebel land so don't call me a Yankee.   I think someone who lives in a trailer house out in a swamp tried that one.

[litl rooster]

Tis alright, I live WEST of damn Yankee and durn Rebel land so don't call me a Yankee.   I think someone who lives in a trailer house out in a swamp tried that one.

I haven't seen him around lately

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Shhh, taint good manners ta wish up bad luck lR! 

[litl rooster]

Shhh, taint good manners ta wish up bad luck lR! 

I apoligize

[litl rooster]

 Hate to keep kicking a dead horse but sometimes one can't control themselves I guess anyone who shoots on a regular basis has a bad day at the range. Some more than others. >snicker* snicker<
  You will see here that there is no one wearing a Pink Stetson or manly men with Lacy parsols

Not that those haven't been already seen here.

[Arcey]

One thing good 'bout it.

Tolt ever'body pics like that'd wind up 'ere.  I was right, again.

[Toccoa Kate]

Hey is that ARCEY in TRICKY TRINA's gunbelt? 

[Wildcat Will]

Now dunt be pickin on ma brother now.  He kant help it ifn he is gittin forgetful.

I gots yor back bro. 

[Arcey]

Now dunt be pickin on ma brother now.  He kant help it ifn he is gittin forgetful.

I gots yor back bro. 

I thankee fer that 'n I know whut yer sayin'.  But the onlyst person I'd wish had this here back ah mine would be sumbody like Hillary Clinton.

It's lettin' me know this mornin' it wanted ta stay here yesterday while the rest ah me went shootin'.

[Toccoa Kate]

Arcey, we're all gettin' forgetful.  As long as ya don't leave the shootin' irons at home, you're good to go!!  It's always hard to shoot someone else's guns!  Hope your back holds up fer ye.  I don't rake leaves any more.  Bought myself a munchin' lawn mower that eats the leaves and makes it looked like I raked the yard, and now my back is relatively pain free.  Once in awhile I'll move wrong gettin' in the Explorer and ouch!!  Doc gave me Floricet which was so powerful that for two days I couldn't talk, only drool and look dumb!!  Got rid of those pills quick and got as easier muscle relaxer that works like a charm!!  Wildcat it wasn't you that jinxed my guns yesterday, was it?  Whew am I glad yesterday's over with.  Nothin' I did was right, everything I touched broke, and now there's a rash on my hand that I think came from the gun blast cleaner!!  Today's been wonderful.  I've made pecan candy and fudge and am wrapping gifts now.  Ya'll hold'er in the road now and behave.  I've got to get back to my chores!!

[Tricky Trina]

Does this mean I gotta start shooting black powder now? And grow a moustache?  Gotta go find a hat with an arrow?  I guess if'n I couldn't wear it this weekend, I'm glad someone could  - and it couldn't have been a better person than my cuz.  Just seems a little weird seeing my name on someone else's butt...... Heck, I bet I couldn't get MM to do that.......  Gotta go lock 'em down now!

[litl rooster]

 Tricky Trina and Toccoa Kate, the way Arcey was a belly achin' I thought he had the bad day...Trina you didn't get to shoot was makin's for a real bad day and Toccoa with all yer mishaps  I am sorry for ya.

LR

[Arcey]

My Lawd.  Hearin' nice werds from two the finest ladies 'n the whole wide werld.  It IS Christmas, by golly, 'n I'm the luckiest dirty ole man whut ever could be!

Love y'all!

(Means them, Rooster.  Not you....)

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Arcey, I believe we all seem to be havin' those kinds of problems. I can certainly sympathize on the back, and I'll see ya a left leg.........If'n I can feel it............Buck

[Arcey]

Ain't no problem we can't buck, Buck.

Heck.  Shot with Kate 'n had a part ah Trina wit me yesterday.  Can't be no better'n that.

[Wildcat Will]

Sorry ta hear 'bout yor back bro.  And you is mightly lucky ta have two fine ladies talkin nice bout ya.  

Now wer ya saying ya would rather have HC coverin yor back than yor ole pard Wildcat Will?  
 

[Arcey]

No, naw, unt-uh.  'Coverin' my back', ain't no finer'n you.

Ya said ya 'had' my back first time.  Don't want ya with it, it hurts.  I'd rather sumbody else whut's more deservin' had a hurtin' back.  Want you in good health.

[Tensleep]

No, naw, unt-uh.  'Coverin' my back', ain't no finer'n you.

Ya said ya 'had' my back first time.  Don't want ya with it, it hurts.  I'd rather sumbody else whut's more deservin' had a hurtin' back.  Want you in good health.

I can't think o' nobody more deservin' than HC.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Nice lookin' rig there Arcey. 
I forget one holster when I came ta VA. I had ta borrow one. 

Slim