Does anyone have a strait-jacket we could borrow.

[DArchangel]

Clothes Nazis with a six pointed star! HMMM! Makes one wonder.

[Delmonico]

I pointed that one out to some wanna be clothes Nazi's one time, I just got a funny look and silence.

[litl rooster]

That's one a them proceedures where ya don't wanna hear the Doc go Ooops! 

Or have me perform

[Ozark Tracker]

Dr. litl rooster is ready for the next victim,   er I mean patient

[Trinity]

Now there's a scary thought!

[Ozark Tracker]

But then again,  they's a lot of money ta be made in them medical offices,  if'n we got him one of them stetascopes ta hang round his neck and a thermometer to take a temperature or two.
we could advertise and get people a coming in,  he could give em a couple of asprins and send em home,  tell'em to call tommorrow. 
just like the real doctors.

[Trinity]

Naw.  Some "Real" doctors today tell you nothing is wrong with you when you know there is.  The others will have you take several thousands of dollars in tests before they finally tell you it's just a cold.

[Ozark Tracker]

there are so many medications today and they give you so many, ones working against the others sometimes.

[Delmonico]

Don't get me started on doctors, I'll end up doing one of my rants.  But my family doctor is not one of them.  He's a friend and belives me when I tell him what I think it wrong.

But sometimes he scares me when he says if you want a second opinion he can use two fingers.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Been to a few of those type of second opinion doctors myself Del! 

The doctor I have now is kinda like yours he listens to what I tell him rather than pulling the latest fad medicine off the shelf or using me to pay for his new diagnostic routine.

[Delmonico]

Keep him and hope he's younger than you so he won't retire soon.    When I have my trouble's like last summer he simply asks me if I need to be in the hospital. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

He's younger than me by a good 10 to 15 years.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Hang on to him, LIT..............

[litl rooster]

But then again,  they's a lot of money ta be made in them medical offices,  if'n we got him one of them stetascopes ta hang round his neck and a thermometer to take a temperature or two.
we could advertise and get people a coming in,  he could give em a couple of asprins and send em home,  tell'em to call tommorrow. 
just like the real doctors.

  Heck OT I already have all them things. What I need is a piece of paper to hang on the wall........Then there's the matter of the "wall" to hang it on.  Now of course most my patients can't tell me what is xactly what's ailn' them but most of them have 4 legs...

[Ozark Tracker]

well I always figured it was harder being a vet,  rather than a people doctor.  people tells ya whats wrong with them if ya listen,
but animals ya got to start from scratch and figure it out by what symptons they got.

[litl rooster]

well I always figured it was harder being a vet,  rather than a people doctor.  people tells ya whats wrong with them if ya listen,
but animals ya got to start from scratch and figure it out by what symptons they got.

Yeah but they don't complain as much when you hand them the bill........................

[Trinity]

That's 'cause it's not them you're handing the bill to. 

Here's your piece of paper (Trinity made it and is very proud):

[Trinity]

I have a doctor that I see twice a year.  At my last visit he told me that he's leaving and going to work for a pharmaceutical company.

[Ozark Tracker]

I have a doctor that I see twice a year.  At my last visit he told me that he's leaving and going to work for a pharmaceutical company.

OK, lets see,  I thnk Dr. litl rooster has an opening next Thursday, we can do your coggins test then and arrange to do some lab work for you.  we'll just set you up fer yer annual zamanation

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I wanna see Trinity's eyes when litl Rooster slips on that rubber glove that goes up to hiz shoulder!