Things I wish I had been the first to say....

[Tensleep]

OK folks, you know how this works, but we are gonna keep it clean
and here is the first one.

"It's a shame ignorance isn't painful."

[RRio]

OK folks, you know how this works, but we are gonna keep it clean
and here is the first one.

"It's a shame ignorance isn't painful."

Can I hear an Amen, brother?!?!

If it was, there'd be a lot people hurtin' where I work!

[Jefro]

If igornance was bliss you'd be in heaven


My older brother used to say this after he tricked me into dong something stupid  (stupid is as stupid does)

[Stump Water]

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. 

   ~Henry David Thoreau

[Camille Eonich]

Bingo!

[Piedra Kidd]

If your brain was in the belly of a fire ant, it would roll around like a pea in a boxcar.

[L.G.]

From a supervisor at work, "100% don't mean all."   Same supervisor, also at work when told about fuel fumes in a bay that we had to work in, "well purge it with nitrogen and then you won't smell the fuel."   Of course not, by purging it with nitrogen, you'd die.

[Jefro]

Give a man a fish you'll feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish you'll get rid of him for the weekend.

[Cyrille]

"They went thata way!"

[Delmonico]

You've done been educated beyond yer intellagence.

Jerry Clower.

[Forty Rod]

"Stupid people shouldn't breed."

One I heard recently from a really OLD retired Gunnery Sergeant: "You're about to exceed your ability to stay alive."

[Texas Trail Boss]

"Some people think the big picture is a self portrait".

[Boston John Doucette]

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that there's a limit to genius..."

BJD

[McMate]

Thankee

and

I Love Ya



Sorry to change the "stupid" lines guys, but the fellar that started this thread taught me I needed to say the first one more, FIRST; and for me people never say I Love Ya enough.

Those things should be said first.


McMate

[Hafoc]

"Some people are like Slinkys.  They serve no useful purpose, but they bring a smile to your face every time you push them down a flight of stairs."

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

"Never underestimate the power of Human Stupity."     att to Michael Sarkicisan

[litl rooster]

  ________ _________(fill in name),  Will Roger's never met you!

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

     Time heals what reason cannot.

     Dakota

[Major E A Sterner]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people

Or

Just when you think something is idiotproof they come up with better idiots

[Marshal'ette Halloway]

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; some only gargled."