In case of Rhino's

[Joe4d]

several years ago So I am sitting living room floor with box and papers from a shiney new Ruger #1 45/70, when in walks the old lady four hours early, along with the directions is a flyer stating "In case ther's any stray Rhino's in the neighborhood" well of course I get the what the heck do you need that for speech yada yada yada, nag nag, So we eat dinner turn on the news and low and behold an Elephant has gotten loose from a circus and gone on a rampage and police are trying to put it down with 9mm (assume) service pistols, Of course causing me to jump up and say you see if that was our street I'd a been ready.

[Camille Eonich]