Delmonico's Dutch Oven

[Marshal harpoluke]

There is a shot and the sheepherder lays on the ground, shot in the back.   <Who's down now?>   Will someone but himself try to save him?  Wait for our next episode to find out.

Yeh forgot I filled your Dutch Ovens with holy Black----KaBoooom!

Dell's Lying on the ground with that serious Peppered look!

[Delmonico]

Don't see it, didn't happen.

[Delmonico]

While running from the explosion that didn't happen, the sheep herder trips and falls head first into either mud or poop, both are brown.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Don't see it, didn't happen.

I see Yer walking yer dog 'Spot'

He's a real stinker.

[Delmonico]

Gotta do better than copy and paste.  Nobody blew coffee out their nose like the ones I did.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Gotta do better than copy and paste.  Nobody blew coffee out their nose like the ones I did.

Ah has enough sense, not to be drinkin Coffee while reading the Cowboy post.

Think Ah is a gunna make a new target out of My Anteque Dutch Oven paint Yer Name on it N use it for a long range 10ga shotgun target.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Trinity]

While running from the explosion that didn't happen, the sheep herder trips and falls head first into either mud or poop, both are brown.

What in tarnation is that, Del?   Looks like an ellerfunt.

[Delmonico]

I was in a hurry, durn sheep herder ain't got many pixels ta work with.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The Eller-funk comes storming into tha thread.  Slim iz hit on hiz heels.  Slim draws a bead and fires both barrels of tha mighty 10  but the lead slugs aint got enuff vee-loss-o-tea to penetrate tha thick Eller-funk hide.  The Eller-funk gives Slim an Del an evil grin and stomps on a couple of Del's Dutch ovens, and then pops out of the thread.  Del says this has gone far enuff an pulls out hiz Eller-funk gun, loadin some large caliber he hands the gun to Slim an sez Do it right this time.  Looking at the remains of the Dutch ovens he mutters, It's All Slim's Fault!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim makes a BIGgrin and runs after the hefalump leaving the thread.

[Silver Creek Slim]

A BIG noise is heard and Slim, along with alot of gunsmoke, comes flyin' backwards into the thread. 

[Arcey]

<----lights one rolled real tight 'n chuckles it Slim chasin' the eller-funky....

Eller-funk runs thru Del's washed 'n dryin' cookin' kittles, gettin' one stuck in each footsie, 'n keeps goin'.....

Hehehehehe...  There goes the good eats...  THERE GOES THE GOOD EATS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

<--grabs 'iz Buff gun.....

GET 'IM, SLIM!  I'M RIGHT BEHIND YA!!!!

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk puts up a road block of eller-funk poop that Slim in the lead saves Arcey from stepin' in by fallin' in it.  Arcey sees Slim fall in the eller-funk poop and skids to a stop.

[Marshal harpoluke]

The eller-funk puts up a road block of eller-funk poop that Slim in the lead saves Arcey from stepin' in by fallin' in it.  Arcey sees Slim fall in the eller-funk poop and skids to a stop.

Arcey pulls Slim out of the da 'road block'

an they continue the chase. 

[Ozark Tracker]

As they run they can plainly hear the eller funk running ahead of them with Del's cast iron pots stuck on each of his feet.

clunk clunk clunk clunk

[Camille Eonich]

The eller funk get tired of all the noise he is making and stops to shake his feet off.  One oven hits Slim in the head, one hits Arcey, one hit Del and the other one knocks out the sheepherder.


Camille rolls around on the ground laughin'.


The eller funk looks back over his shoulder and plods off.

[Delmonico]

But then he circles around and gets nasty, blowin' elle-funk snot out of his trunk.   Cammie hides behind a handy clump of bunch grass and decides she may have to defend herself, she says to herself, "wish I would have loaded Warthog loads."

[Camille Eonich]

Cammie gets a better idea and pulls a handfull of peanuts out of her pocket and starts throwing them into SIlver Creek Slim County.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim enters. "Who'z tryin' ta plant peanuts in my county?!?!"   

[Camille Eonich]

the elle funk almost runs Slim down as he chases after the peanuts.