Hmmmm

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks in wearing an electric blue plaid suit. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Thas jus gonna move tha steeenk to tha card table Miz Cammie! 

[Arcey]

flipflipittyflopflipflop squeeeeeeeeeeeek flopflopflipflopflippity  <batwings>

<---looks around............

Wrong saloon.

flopflipflopittyflipittyflopflop <batwings>

[Delmonico]

The disembowled voice from Tall Tales says, "AAAARRRRCCCCEEEEYYYYYYY, get Cammie to let me out of here and I'll get the saloon back to normal."

[Camille Eonich]

Cammie nails  HUGE sign on the wall.


NO STEEKIN' BETS ALLOWED

[Cooper York]

BOYS...I DO BELIEVE CAMILLE MEANS BUSINESS!! 

[Delmonico]

I think she's bluffin' 'sides that we out number her, are we men or mice, I know what I am, didn't even have to check my drawers.   I'm going to the card game and bet a big ol' hunk of lLimberger cheese.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I'll just sqeak by Del!    I seen Cammie shoot an she's faster and more accurate than alla tha card players put together, sides Stump been known to sneak around wif that SxS a his, an he doan like no one riling up Miz Cammie, cuz he usually ketches alla tha heck! 

[Lawful Larry]

"Good God, and they say that Yankees act weird?!?!" as Lawful Larry walks over to the bar for a drink. 

[Delmonico]

All folks act weird, it's human nature.

[Silver Creek Slim]

All folks act weird, it's human nature.

That's fer sure. 

Slim

[Camille Eonich]

Larry?  Izzat really you?  Where in the world have you been?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

"Good God, and they say that Yankees act weird?!?!" as Lawful Larry walks over to the bar for a drink. 

Everybody knows thet Yankees kent act Larry, Yankees just iz weird!  Let me buy ya a drink, then ya ken join tha Card game!

[Silver Creek Slim]

We ain't weird. Yes we is. No we ain't. Yes we is... 

[Lawful Larry]

Larry?  Izzat really you?  Where in the world have you been?

Been lovin' my grand baby.  She's a trip.  And beautiful to boot.

No really, been busy doing stuff.  But I am back and can't wait for the fun to start.    Thanks for asking Miss Cammie. 

[Delmonico]

Did you see mine in my Avatar?  Look afore I decide to change it again.

[Major E A Sterner]

Hey Larry, How Ya been, come on over an join tha "Card Game" we gots a sheep(spit...spit) lover in there thet needs hangin

[Tensleep]

Been missin' ya LL.
Welcome back.

[Marshal harpoluke]

The "card game" keeps making a mess out of the Longbranch.  This place needs to be cleaned up some.  Del's Kim CHee keeps the place smelling to high heaven.  No wonder all the strangers that wander in keep walking when they get to the door.


*Camille walks over to the "card game" and starts sniffing around.*


I'm throwin' out all the smelly stuff!


The Kim Chee goes out the back door and a basket of fresh rolls appear.  The sardines are replaced with "some kind of daisies".  Camille throws rips the curtains down and throws them to the sheep herder.

"Take these down the chinese laundry and tell them not to bring them back until they smell better"

Windows get flung open, spittons get emptied and polised and everything gets a new coat of whitewash after the holes in the ceiling get patched.


"Y'all quit shootin' up the place and quit steenkin' up the place."

It took about 3 wash runs and 1/2 ton of Borax, But they is a little better Mizz Cammey.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Hey Larry, How Ya been, come on over an join tha "Card Game" we gots a sheep(spit...spit) lover in there thet needs hangin

General Rober E Lee, upon returning to His Troops from Appomatix, happend upon a severly wounded Union enlisted man, Who cursed His and the Southern cause vehemitly.
He turned and dismounted His horse Traveler and approched the wounded man, looked Him straight in the eyes took His hand in His N said, " I Hope You recover soon".

There was the Quiensental Southern Gentleman. Lincoln said it best, "With malice twords none and Charity for All".

Upon General Lees leaving the Man wept bitterly.

Major, I Hope You recover soon.

Regards, Louis Homfeld

Marshal Harpoluke

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