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[Ozark Tracker]

we gonna just havta come out there and plant ya a garden sometime,  then when ya picked the stuff yerself you'd wanta try it.  when it's fresh right outa the garden it's gooood

[Trinity]

Don't count on it.   

[Ozark Tracker]

we could put ya in a row of corn,  maybe some brown pinto beans, blackeye peas??

[Trinity]

Maybe some pintos, but no black eyed.   Don't like'em.

[Ozark Tracker]

OK,  see I knowed ya bound to like something outa the garden.

[litl rooster]

  not smelling like bbq eggplant, litl' rooster decides to take a rope along

[Trinity]

Yep.  I thought so.

[Sod Buster]

we could put ya in a row of corn,  maybe some brown pinto beans, blackeye peas??

Trinity might look with corn rows!


I prefer my corn rows:

[Trinity]

I've already got a hair style, thanks.  I had my windows down today while going to the grocery store when from a pack of teenagered employees clustered around an ashtray, I overheard one say "Oh - My - Gawwd"

A few years ago we had a lady at work who had a son just about to graduate high school.  She couldn't spell worth a lick and her accent was so thick.  In fact much of what I write for Trinity was either stolen from her or inspired by her.  

Well, anyway, she had me proofread a paper her son wrote for a high school class.  The paper was awful.  I could hardly figure out what was he was trying to say.  It was about fashion and in it he mentioned  "corn roles". 

His goal after graduation was to become a teacher.

[Delmonico]

He'll fit in well with the modern eddy-cation system.

[Trinity]

You know, I thought that too.  Sad!

[Ozark Tracker]

he would be beter than some, might even specialize in English

[Trinity]

Funny that you just mentioned that.  I also worked with another lady who had a degree in English.  Her spelling and sentence structure was soooo bad that I called a friend at the university to check it out.  It took her over ten years and she had enough credit hours to have two degrees, but she did have an English degree.  Sad state our entire education system is in... school and university.



By the way, I have a degree but it's not in English, so you can't fault my sentence structure!

[Ozark Tracker]

You know, that's the truth about some teachers,  you really wonder if they are qualified to teach anything,  there are a lot of good teachers,  but some,  I don't know how they got through school.

[Delmonico]

Why do you think I have "Mongrel Historian" in my signiture.   That tile was bestowed on me by a PHD in Old West history, he said since I didn't have no fancy paper work it didn't mess me up like it had him.

[Trinity]

Is that why CCK is so messed up?  How many degrees does she have now?  Thirty? 

[Ozark Tracker]

with that many   why, why ya would'nt have ta have nobody else a teaching. she could just go from class to class.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

By the way, I have a degree but it's not in English, so you can't fault my sentence structure!

Funny Trinity, I always thought your sentence structure would be, "The court hearby sentences you to not less than five and no more than fifteen years!" 

[litl rooster]

Funny Trinity, I always thought your sentence structure would be, "The court hearby sentences you to not less than five and no more than fifteen years!" 

[Trinity]

Funny Trinity, I always thought your sentence structure would be, "The court hearby sentences you to not less than five and no more than fifteen years!"