Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

[litl rooster]

Didn't say I was looking, just that RICH has to be on the resume to be considered.

You mean they come with resumes?

[Ozark Tracker]

Dang,  I never did ask fer one of them,,    leave it to a lawyer.

[Trinity]

I've come darn close to putting on paper the things I never want to deal with again!

[litl rooster]

Is it a long list?

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity's List

1.  non cookers  need not apply.

[Trinity]

Yep.  That's number one.  Number two is "Vegans (former and present) need not even think about it.  Vegetarians can think, but don't bother.  Former vegetarians will be placed at the bottom of the list (at this time that is also the top ).

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Iz you sayin yer list is topsy-turvy Trinity? 

[litl rooster]

   A for real sign outside a local upscale eating establishment.................Humanely raised veal...........Was it humanely served on a plate?<<<<<<<<<<<<<Mebbe some folks ought to be "Vegans"

[Ozark Tracker]

that'd make me feel better to know,

whilst it was sizzling in the pan.

[DArchangel]

We could sue and make 'em prove that "humane" thin. False advertising if they can't. Make 'em forfit the veal. Del, you got a recipe?

[Ozark Tracker]

That's like them contented cows,  how they know they contented,  was there a smile on their face when they was milking

[Delmonico]

Got plenty.

[Trinity]

Iz you sayin yer list is topsy-turvy Trinity? 

I'm just saying that the applicants haven't been as many as I had hoped.  Maybe if I took out the disclaimer about having been an axe murderer it might improve. 

[Ozark Tracker]

ya may need to put it in one of them national magazines,  get into more ladies hands

[Sod Buster]

Yep.  That's number one.  Number two is "Vegans (former and present) need not even think about it.  Vegetarians can think, but don't bother.  Former vegetarians will be placed at the bottom of the list (at this time that is also the top ).

Carnivores only apply.

[Ozark Tracker]

oh lordy,  that thar looks like one of them wicked city women.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Gargoyle! 

Slim

[Trinity]

  "That'un kinda skeers me!"

[Ozark Tracker]

you got ta watch em,  they'll give ya one of them  "come hither looks"  and then yer snagged.

[Sod Buster]

you got ta watch em,  they'll give ya one of them  "come hither looks"  and then yer snagged.

The combined aroma of smoke, pork, and beef hovers over this plate like a come-hither perfume.
Trinity is snagged....