Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Wass He gunna do when that Elle Funck finds His stills?



 

[Delmonico]

 

[Trinity]

Alert! 
The eller-funk was seen raiding Trinity's stash!

"Ya done skeert me, but Ah checked.  Luckily thass one'a mah decoy Steels.  Ah'll even bet Dail awlready done tainted tha brew.  Ah don' wanna be 'roun' that critter when it takes EE-feck!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I think tha Eller-funk was headed fer yer cabin Trinity!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity screams at the top of his lungs, runs after the eller-funk and grabs him by his short tail.  drags long and finally crawls over the eller-funks back up to his head,  Trinity  climbs down to his mouth and grabs the eller funks lip in his teeth.

the eller funk falls over on his side and Trinity ties him by three legs

the first know eller funk bulldogging ever. (Bill Pickett style)

[Trinity]

After the job was done, Trinity wished he had sent the Monkey in.  This caused Trinity to sweat.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity lays down to rest a moment,  monkey comes over and takes his hat and fans Trinity.

[Trinity]

"Thankee pard.  Tha's raht nahce of ya.  Ya wanna have some fun?"  The Monkey nods and Trinity continues "Go untie that ellerfunk thang an' rope him agin.  Ah wanna watch a PRO-fessional do it."

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey unties the beast, who is pretty PO'd by now,  the eller-funk jumps up and runns over the nearest  A-turn-ee at law.

monkey jumps on his dog clea and rides toward the eller-funk

[litl rooster]

Monkey's are such good quality family entertainment.........You can teach them to ride a bicycle and smoke a seegar at the same time.

[Trinity]

[Ozark Tracker]

Monkey goes over to lawyer Darchangel and peels him offen the floor,  holds the attorney nose and blows right hard into his mouth and he pops back out to normal, coughs, looks at the monkey and passes back out.

[DArchangel]

Hell I got drunk once and married a polish gal. I've kissed worse than that chimp!

[Ozark Tracker]

    Monkey goes over to Darchangel and explains to him he has this old maid, Spinster monkey sister, and he would like to introduce him to.

[DArchangel]

I been married twice. Thats my limit. "Make a fool of me once, shame on you: make a fool of me twice shame on me."    (Unless shes real rich)

[Trinity]

I'm hunting the elusive rich woman too.  So far, no luck.

[Ozark Tracker]

yer probably gonna havta go to different hunting grounds,   now ya need to get ya some of them bermuda shorts and a hawaiian shirt and go on over there to the country club and hang around the parking lot., see if one of em won't invite ya in fer a drink.

just try not ta get arrested

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity at the Country Club teaching the wildlife to drink! 

[litl rooster]

   Karl(Trinity) that's his hobby    Trinity is branch'n out on his own in the business world....Check in Trinityland

[DArchangel]

Didn't say I was looking, just that RICH has to be on the resume to be considered.