Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

[Trinity]

"Everthang's taken care of.  Them wee folk is gettin' drunk offa green beer to tha tha Trinityland HOOTERS"

[Ozark Tracker]

HOOTERS

Ozark comes in with the girls who pack the turkey parts for shipment,  we thought we'd just come over and let you meet ma help

[Trinity]

"Uh... Ah need a larger picture, please!!!!  Ah lahk tha looks of what little Ah could see!"

[Top Dawg]

Thars good in ever'thing, cuz.  Them wee folks couldah gone ta the Top Dawg fer help 'stead ah the ambulance chaser.  The stupid mutt wouldah thunk they wuz fire plugs 'n they'd ah been 'wee wee' people affer thit.

<----------------------- does not "wee wee" on people 

woof

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Lucky Irish Tom enters tha TrinityLand Hooters an slaps a lawsuit prepared by DArchangel fer violatin hiz patent for tha 'Lucky Irish Tom's Pub' Green Beer.  Damages to be assessed hourly until the offending behavior is stopped.  After serving the papers Irish swings by DArchangel's office and drops of a Pot-O-Gold in payment for services rendered.

[DArchangel]

Irish, thanks for the cash money."You sir are a gentleman, and a scholar, a fine judge of women, whiskey,and horse flesh and there aren't but two of us left"

[Delmonico]

Who would that be?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Present company excluded. 

Slim

[DArchangel]

Gentlemen,modesty,and humility preclude me from giving reply to your interogative.

[Trinity]

Lucky Irish Tom enters tha TrinityLand Hooters an slaps a lawsuit prepared by DArchangel fer violatin hiz patent for tha 'Lucky Irish Tom's Pub' Green Beer.  Damages to be assessed hourly until the offending behavior is stopped.  After serving the papers Irish swings by DArchangel's office and drops of a Pot-O-Gold in payment for services rendered.

Trinity calls Irish Tom back to show him the process by which his beer was made.  Trinity adds two drops of blue food coloring to Miller High Life and it turns green. 


Since this is obviously not a patent infringement, the lawsuit is dropped.  In celebration, Trinity slices off a slab of Guiness for his friend Lucky Irish Tom.

[DArchangel]

I STILL GOT THE MONEY!!!!!

[Trinity]

Yes.  The way I see it is that he paid you to investigate the feasibility of a lawsuit.  You found it was not feasible. 






<<Is there any reason why spell check does not recognize DArchangel and suggests SURCHARGING instead??  Coincidence?  I think not.  >>

[DArchangel]

If I don't get a client soon i'm going to have to get a (sob) job!!

[litl rooster]

If I don't get a client soon i'm going to have to get a (sob) job!!

Have any objections to suein' yer own cousin....don't need to answer right away he's lurking thru the forum now

[Trinity]

Whatcha got in mind, litl rooster?  Are you gonna git him back fer taintin' that batch of wangs from Ozark with castor earl?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sounds lahk a purr-feckt case of Medical Malpractice alright!

[Delmonico]

Slim might need yer help also, ya know givin' al-kee-haul to eller-funks is again the law in Newbrassky.  They got a photo of him as proof.

[Sod Buster]

Alert! 
The eller-funk was seen raiding Trinity's stash!

[Delmonico]

Boy is Slim in trouble now, he has turned the eller-funk into a drunk.    Yep cuz, I think it will keep you busy tryin' to save Slim's butt.

[litl rooster]

Whatcha got in mind, litl rooster?  Are you gonna git him back fer taintin' that batch of wangs from Ozark with castor earl?

among other things......................mebbe his low wall would look good in the "Beast"