Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

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litl rooster

#100
July 07, 2006, 04:34:42 AM
Quote from: Trinity on July 06, 2006, 09:00:03 PM
Trinity sneaks into Daggit's office and exchanges the contents of the X marked envelope with pictures of litl rooster with 500 beanie babies.



not to worry have more copies of the origonalX
..........................Might have to go to SASSwire to get this "blackmail" project pulled off.............
Mathew 5.9

Lucky Irish Tom

#101
July 07, 2006, 12:03:51 PM
The picture of litl rooster with the beanie babies is so cute that a billion Internet orders come in to buy a copy of it, DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law abadons Trinity's case to negotiate a representation deal with litl rooster for a percentage of the profits.
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Delmonico

#102
July 07, 2006, 12:30:31 PM
litl rooster celabrates so much he gets drunk and rowdy and is arrested again.  He's put in the cell with some big guy named Lester the Molester, who already has a copy of litl rooster and the 500 Beanie Babies. ;D
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Silver Creek Slim

#103
July 07, 2006, 01:45:46 PM
 :o :o :o :o
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Ozark Tracker

#104
July 07, 2006, 03:36:11 PM
Ozark comes down to the jail and bails out litl rooster, who has saved his hide by telling lester he will give him a collectible beany baby when he gets out.

Miss  Montana is there to pick him,in her limosinee, (member she saved the money)

Ozark throws his bailbonding saddle bags over his shoulder and heads back home
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#105
July 07, 2006, 05:57:32 PM
Trinity takes one of the litl rooster/ beanie baby pictures and hangs it on the wall of the litl roosterville Trinityland HOOTERS.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#106
July 07, 2006, 06:06:01 PM
Laughter explodes as the former employee's of The litl roosterville Hooters see the picture. ::) ::) ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#107
July 07, 2006, 06:24:22 PM
People come from far and wide to see the picture and have a laugh.  Business is booming at the litl roosterville Trinityland HOOTERS when Lester shows up with an angry frown on his face.  It seems he never got the promised Beanie Baby. :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#108
July 07, 2006, 06:49:36 PM
Delmonico gives him th URL fer litl roosterville. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#109
July 07, 2006, 07:12:37 PM
"Lester's on his way ov' thar right now.  Ah done give him some Turkey wangs in case he got hongry on the way."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#110
July 08, 2006, 07:27:26 PM
after talking with Trinity, Ozark fills 2- 55 gallon barrels with turkey wings add the buffalo sause and seals the top and send it to Trinity's Hooters.   that lester can eat them wings.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#111
July 08, 2006, 08:04:20 PM
"Better sen' another barrel.  That Lester is one big dude!"  :o :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#112
July 08, 2006, 08:14:02 PM
seeing as how they have had a good week at the turkey plant and got in a lot of turkey drumsticks,  Ozark adds an extra barrel of drumsticks to trinitys order.

he also add a 5 gallon bucket of gizards, on the house, just to see if there's any call for them at Hooters.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#113
July 08, 2006, 10:04:18 PM
"Thanks OT.  Tha potted turkey product ain' quite tha same without them!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

DArchangel

#114
July 10, 2006, 10:17:09 AM
Trinity, when do I get paid? I figger you owe me a forth of the HOOTERS girls and enough sauce to keep them tasty for a year. please remit.
Not a pimp, not a pistol fighter,not a coca-cola soak,just an old man trying desperatly to get older.

Trinity

#115
July 10, 2006, 06:24:55 PM
Trinity returns to the Trinityland HOOTERS and prepares to pay the lawyer's fee.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Lucky Irish Tom

#116
July 11, 2006, 08:43:37 AM
A group of tha wee people show up at DArchangel's office wanting to file a discrimination suit against the TrinityLand Hooters for unfair hiring practices!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

DArchangel

#117
July 11, 2006, 10:01:02 AM
great i love new suckers, oh oh clients.
Not a pimp, not a pistol fighter,not a coca-cola soak,just an old man trying desperatly to get older.

Delmonico

#118
July 11, 2006, 10:18:33 AM
They picked a good man for the task, a short lawyer will have a lot of influence in this case. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Arcey

#119
July 11, 2006, 02:21:20 PM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 11, 2006, 08:43:37 AM
A group of tha wee people show up at DArchangel's office wanting to file a discrimination suit against the TrinityLand Hooters for unfair hiring practices!

Thars good in ever'thing, cuz.  Them wee folks couldah gone ta the Top Dawg fer help 'stead ah the ambulance chaser.  The stupid mutt wouldah thunk they wuz fire plugs 'n they'd ah been 'wee wee' people affer thit.
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