Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

Started by Delmonico, June 22, 2006, 06:46:52 PM

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Arcey

Oh, Del.  When ya find thit puppy lookin' l'il amamcher attorney, tell 'im 'e ain't got paper not ta be askin' me any questions 'less 'e wants ta go on the clock.  I charge by the minute with a surcharge per answer - no warranty, expressed or implied - on the accuracy of said answer.  Cash in advance, it runs out I shut up.
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Delmonico

Here ya go Arcey, the Delmonico Pick-Up, 90 or 91 Ford F150, can't remember which year with out lookin' at the registration. ::)  300 CID 6 Cylinder 5 speed.  My nephew put the dent in it when he owned it, was passin' on a highway with out a shoulder, dropped off and et' a Yield Sign. ::)

Notice the custom license plate hold, bailin' wire, my wife said they saw me comin' and gave me the POS plate fer a reason. ;D  Yep, them's bugs on the grill, been collectin' them since spring. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

Out in the country, the farmers all wave at me. ;D

But what makes it so good fer back in the woods is the custom parts on the mirrors. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

Quote from: Delmonico on July 01, 2006, 07:38:29 PM
Out in the country, the farmers all wave at me. ;D

Had a friend come a while back, every time we'd meet a car, I'd wave,  he said you know all them people,  I said No!  he said if he did that down in Florida, somebody would probaly chase him down and beat him up. or try to run him off the road,  said ya just don't do that or make eye contact.

would'nt want to ive there >:(
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

Back 'bout 25 years ago round here, there was these plastic hands on a spring that 'tatched to the dash,.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

Placing new set of papers on Lawyer daggit's desk..

1st.........motion to dismis in the case of Trinity vs. litl' rooster (sorry Trinity he'll git more than the 33%now) filed in the Federal Court this morning.

2nd...motion to appear in the circuit court of litl' roosterville

and leaves his office
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

Delmonico says, don't worry I have a fair sol-loo-ion fer all in this case.  Got a crack tram a ne-goat-e- eaters on it.  Should be resolved by tommorow. :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

Quote from: Delmonico on July 04, 2006, 05:44:16 PM
Delmonico says, don't worry I have a fair sol-loo-ion fer all in this case.  Got a crack tram a ne-goat-e- eaters on it.  Should be resolved by tommorow. :o


Been doing a little ne-goat-e-ations me own self.............Right Trinity?.....hehehe ;D
Mathew 5.9

Arcey

Whut the hell is a 'crack tram'?  A hip hop taxi?
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Delmonico

It's from someone who is tirred tryin' ta spell team. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

I do the same thng Del,  my fingers just don't get to all the letters before the next thought comes in my head.

but just think, Crack Tram,  that gives you a whole new item to think about. and try to picture in my mind.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

A street car with either a bunch a folks with glass pipes or ones that need suspenders. ::) :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Quote from: litl rooster on July 04, 2006, 06:00:51 PM

Been doing a little ne-goat-e-ations me own self.............Right Trinity?.....hehehe ;D

"Yeah, folks.  Big bad litl rooster's trahin' ta skeer me wif red X's.  Oooooooh!" ;D ;D

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Silver Creek Slim

NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

litl rooster

litl' rooster comes in and flips a 5x7 brown enveloped marked with a X not suitable for all viewers, on Attorney Daggit's desk, and walks out..........................................
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

Trinity sneaks into Daggit's office and exchanges the contents of the X marked envelope with pictures of litl rooster with 500 beanie babies.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

probally scare the lawyer, any body'd sit around and have his picture took with 500 bean babies
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Oh, and litl rooster is wearing a beanie in the picture as well... with a propeller.  ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

With a tiny 'lectric motor to turn it. ::) ;)

I bet he looked cute with his litl henry. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

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