Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

Silver Creek Slim · June 30, 2006, 04:46:33 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on June 30, 2006, 04:37:56 PM
Do you think he'd let me borrowy it to haul gravel.

Rotten granite?

Slim

Delmonico · June 30, 2006, 04:47:59 PM

Naw, crushed limestone, when I get er unloaded ya can search for Fool's gold.

Ozark Tracker · June 30, 2006, 04:53:00 PM

Del when Arcey brings his truck up to loan ya. tell him to come on by the farm here, and I put ya a couple scoops of turkey poop in the back so ya can put it on yer roses.

Silver Creek Slim · June 30, 2006, 04:54:08 PM

There's more gold in Rotten Granite.

Slim

Delmonico · June 30, 2006, 04:59:33 PM

No turkey poop on my roses, 'member I use gunpowder.

Ozark Tracker · June 30, 2006, 05:04:39 PM

O K we'll just have to find some mater's that need it.

Camille Eonich · June 30, 2006, 05:11:07 PM

Fill it fulla TURKEY HAIDS!!!

Delmonico · June 30, 2006, 05:12:22 PM

When he gets the turkey poop all hauled I could maybe find some pig poop that needed hauled.

Arcey · June 30, 2006, 06:30:41 PM

Quote from: Camille Eonich on June 30, 2006, 04:33:55 PM
Is he saying that I'm whining and being petty or is he talkin' about hangin' the lawyer?

Whut the hells wrong wit-chew, woman? Yer supposed ta be edgeycated. Grab yer deshunary 'n look the werd up. It'll say 'pettifogger=DArchangel'.

Fer iz the truck goes, boys. Jump in yers 'n meet me sumwhars. If ya kin catch 'er, ya kin haul whatever ya want in 'er. She specializes in haulin' one thing....... Ass....

Trinity · June 30, 2006, 06:48:51 PM

Del. might just take you up on that. I suggest, though, that you don't give him time to get your wheels in his rifle sights!!

Delmonico · June 30, 2006, 07:25:42 PM

Meet me here Monday.

http://terraserver.microsoft.com/image.aspx?T=1&S=11&Z=14&X=1868&Y=11217&W=1&qs=%7ccook%7cNE

The latter-tude and longer-tude is in the box to the left. Got paths cut in that place with the tree rows. The gooseberries and buck brush won't scratch er up much, just don't vear to close to the bob wire on the NE part.

Try not to hit one of my deer, if so, no worry, there's plenty.

Ps I'll cook us supper.

DArchangel · June 30, 2006, 10:28:59 PM

Arcy, how many tons of do-nuts you hauled in that pickum up truck? (is it blue and white?) (with blinkey lights) (and a sireeen)

Arcey · July 01, 2006, 05:12:20 AM

Interrogatories, huh?

Where's the subpoena, barrister?

Delmonico · July 01, 2006, 07:39:31 AM

Quote from: Arcey on July 01, 2006, 05:12:20 AM
Interrogatories, huh?

Where's the subpoena, barrister?

I called his house to find out, his wife says he's over to his girlfriends house drunk again,

(Speaking of public officials being drunk I heard on the news yesterday somewhere, Utah I think, to head of their Highway Patrols DWI unit was drunk and hit a tree or somrthing with his cruiser.

)

Trinity · July 01, 2006, 09:31:10 AM

I wonder if they were made to walk the line and touch their noses.

Delmonico · July 01, 2006, 09:44:09 AM

Don't no, but there was a guy in a pick-up with Iller-noise plates turned in front of me at the gas station this mornin' almost hit a pump. Parked and had a big drink and went in and paid for a car wash.

I used my cell phone and called the law, told them he was gonna be there about 5 minutes. They asked if I seen him drinkin' I said yep it was a 16oz can of Bud Light.

When I headed on to work the law was comin' the other way.

Trinity · July 01, 2006, 11:32:01 AM

"Boy they's alot o' snitches hair! It's gettin' to where a body cain' ~~steal~~ take ladies from a pub or even drank n' drahve no more!"

Delmonico · July 01, 2006, 12:01:35 PM

The way this feller was drivin' he'd a crashed a fore long.

But far as i'm concerned ya can steal all litl roosters Hooters girls. Heck we can take everyting he's got, his pewter ain't work good 'nuff for him to stop us.

Trinity · July 01, 2006, 12:34:23 PM

"In that case, Ah'm takin' his new Henry!"

Arcey · July 01, 2006, 07:09:33 PM

Kiddin' 'round 'bout the truck, but seriously. The folks I deal with only got of five the first run and they were it. No one in this area got any of the second run. There's three other black ones and one red one is runnin' 'round here somewhere. Only came in black or red.

So I'm headin' home from the office last summer 'n I had to stop at the cleaners. Sittin' at a light 'n on the other side is another S-Runner. Turn right, go down a block 'n pull into the parkin' lot. Get out with my shirts 'n he pulls up. Rolls the passenger window down. Said he'd been tryin' to find another one. Look at the console 'n he's got a can ah beer sittin' in the cup holder.

I have a Norfolk Police ID clipped to my waist band. I could tell the instant he noticed it. "Civilian" is in small type, the image of a badge isn't. He caught sight of it, said his bye-byes in a hurry and took off.