Tall Tales Law Office: DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law

[Delmonico]

I'm going to have coffee with him tonight.  I'll get him to take yer lawsuit agin litl rooster, now don't talk to litl rooster or his lawyer.   

[Trinity]

"Ah don' wanna talk to tha durned rascal no-ways!  "

[Ozark Tracker]

Is he one of them a-turn-ee's that takes his share out of yours,  you got to watch them rascals, he may get the goldmine and you'll get tha  shaft.

[Trinity]

"Awl Ah wan' is tha litl roosterville Hooters.  Ah'll move it over ta Trinityland!"

[Delmonico]

Trinity, DArchangel tried to call you tonight, you didn't answer.   So we went out drinkin'.........................................................................Esssppprreessooo's I just got home, we closed down the coffee house and hung around the RR Depot, till after midnight.   We watched the coal trains go by, the Am-Track don't come in till 1:45 am, to late fer us.  He'll try to post in the mornin' he'll be travelin' to his office on Sat.  he said terms will be easy.  Gettin' the Hooters should be no problem.  The judge will most likey make litl rooser pay for the move, we should be able to get it on Mega Movers on the history channel.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Well there goes the neighborhood, first we had a Gumshoe now we gots an ambalance chaser! 

[DArchangel]

I do NOT chase after no amba-lance.I do however run toward the sound of gun fire.I try to beat the medical gouls to the scene.

[Delmonico]

Ah, cuz, hold off on helpin' sheepherders, I'd hate to be in the lynch party.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Lawyers have one good use: target practice. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Ya, but they can be useful when someone is wronged, look at poor Trinity, fired by litl rooster, not for not doin' his job, but just cause litl rooster thinks he now has someone better to do the job at a lower wage.  After all his faithful work to build up the bizzness, now he is out on the street with nuthin' to eat but potted meat product and tube biscuits.   Did he get a severance package, no, not even a chance to clean out his desk.   So we will need my cuzin' DArchangel (Not to be confused with "My Cuzzin Vinny" ) to right this wrong, then if we have no need for him after we right this wrong, then you can shoot him Slim.   (That sounds good, maybe I should be a lawyer.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinty was lucky. The period correct way of "firing" an employee was a shooting. 

Slim

[DArchangel]

Be careful slim. That could be considered incitement to,or even conspiricy to commit murder.Lawyers are sick SOBs. We all had one of them sullied doves for mamas

[Delmonico]

Sorry Slim, Hollywood again, historical accounts show many fired cowboys, what happened is that sometimes they shot the boss.   What our dear friend Trinity is doing is taking this to a more getler and a more fair way of solving the problem and gettin' what is due to him.   (Take notes, Cuz, this is how you should sound in court. )  We do not want him to shoot the Plaintiff, we just want what is due to my, er my cuz's cliant for the services rendered in building up the bizziness of the party of the first part.  (You did take notes there Cuz?)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Sorry Slim, Hollywood again, historical accounts show many fired cowboys, what happened is that sometimes they shot the boss.   What our dear friend Trinity is doing is taking this to a more getler and a more fair way of solving the problem and gettin' what is due to him.   (Take notes, Cuz, this is how you should sound in court. )  We do not want him to shoot the Plaintiff, we just want what is due to my, er my cuz's cliant for the services rendered in building up the bizziness of the party of the first part.  (You did take notes there Cuz?)

Sure, ya spoiled it.  I was tryin' ta scare the boy. 

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Be careful slim. That could be considered incitement to,or even conspiricy to commit murder.Lawyers are sick SOBs. We all had one of them sullied doves for mamas

Slim

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Ma Grandpapy was a Attorny, Esquire Graduate of Hastings College of Law.  The old addage was My Lawer can wup Ur's.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Ah, cuz, hold off on helpin' sheepherders, I'd hate to be in the lynch party.

Dell is You inciting to Murder?  Looks like Ah has got to haul You in.  Promise a fair trial, and a good hanging.


Got a good Judge--Judge Roy Bean--He just loves Cosies.

[Trinity]

Ma Grandpapy was a Attorny, Esquire Graduate of Hastings College of Law.  The old addage was My Lawer can wup Ur's.

That's one of them matchbook colleges.  Ah thank Ah saw it las' tahm ah had me a ceeeegar.

[Trinity]

Trinity, DArchangel tried to call you tonight, you didn't answer.   So we went out drinkin'.........................................................................Esssppprreessooo's I just got home, we closed down the coffee house and hung around the RR Depot, till after midnight.   We watched the coal trains go by, the Am-Track don't come in till 1:45 am, to late fer us.  He'll try to post in the mornin' he'll be travelin' to his office on Sat.  he said terms will be easy.  Gettin' the Hooters should be no problem.  The judge will most likey make litl rooser pay for the move, we should be able to get it on Mega Movers on the history channel.

Ya done callt after baid tahm.  Ah had me a good chuckle yestidiy moanin, though. 

[Delmonico]

We figgered ya would.