Temporary GAF Commander

[Pitspitr]

 On inspection tour of southern portion of the division of Missouri. Will have limited internet access.

In case of emergency Col. Drydock is in temporary command of the brigade. Will return next week

[pony express]

General Pitspitr, some members from the Division of Missouri will be gathering at Windy Ridge for a field exercise. That is in the vicinity of Southern Missouri. Uniform of the day will be "Hawaiian Flowerdy Shirt". I will be attending, and perhaps Col. Drydock also(if other duties do not prevent him).

[Niederlander]

Outstanding uniform of the day, Sir!

[Drydock]

(grumbling)  "Man never cleans off his desk . . . why are there files in the wood box . . . can't find the medicinal locker key . . ." 


(Had to work today.  Else I'd been there in French naval whites and a Berthier.)

[pony express]

With all the files in the wood box, there's absolutely know telling where that key is.....

Your presence was missed today, however in your absence I was able to shoot the top score in the Military category. Trust me, that's the only way I'd get first as I was shooting today. Mosin shot all over the place with my cast loads-Carcano and Swede shot well enough, but didn't want to feed well at all. And the Argentine......didn't get shot at all, due to my mess-up. Gun case wouldn't zip up over the bolt handle-so I took out the bolt and promptly forgot to put it in my shooting bag.

General Pitspitr was not seen anywhere in this part of Southern Mo today....

[Drydock]

I did finaly get the gear together and shoot the Argentine out at the farm last week.  Whoo boy its a good un!  Another rifle of mine that really likes the Lee 312-155-2R.  Gas checked and run thru a .314 sizer over my standard 12 grains of TB. Crimped at the top of the grease groove to keep the Check in the neck.  I think Donnie will shoot this one up in Iowa next month.

[Pitspitr]

(grumbling)   . . . can't find the medicinal locker key . . ." 

Son of a gun. Seems I forgot to take that key off the string around my neck 

[Pitspitr]

I have Returned!

What the H..!? Where's my stuff? It was right here on my desk when I left! Maybe somebody put it in my filing box...WAI..it's gone too! DRYDOCK!!!!!(grumbling)

[Drydock]

SIR!

See that tall thing with drawers over in the corner?  Thats a FILE cabinet.  Your files are in there.  As to where your socks and tighty witeys are now . . .

SIR!

[pony express]

Whispering...", sure hope he doesn't notice those pry marks on the Medicinal cabinet"......

[Pitspitr]

SIR!

See that tall thing with drawers over in the corner?  Thats a FILE cabinet.  Your files are in there. 

Is that what that is? Here I thought it was for hiding that bottle from the Mrs. General! 

[Delmonico]

Do you want a 2 drawer filing cabinet for the head quarters or perhaps a 4 drawer one, I have both I'd love to get rid of.

[Drydock]

Is that what that is? Here I thought it was for hiding that bottle from the Mrs. General! 

SIR!

We found that.  It was universally agreed in the Mess that your wife has fine taste.  The General can probably make good use of the 4 drawer, that'll give extra space for bottles and unmentionables . . .

SIR!

[pony express]

Aha! So that's why we never can find anything in the medicinal cabinet....the good stuff's in the file cabinet!