How to never go hunting again-- EVER!

[RobMancebo]

How to never- ever get to go hunting again 
We were talking about hunting at the range and one of the fellows told us how his buddy lost his hunting priveledges-- forever. 
They'd taken a nice sized bear, gutted it, took off the head and skin for a trophy, packed the carcass, and made the long drive home.  They got there about one AM and he found a note from his wife saying that she'd gone to her mother's for a visit.  Well there they were, the great hunters returned with meat, but they hadn't prepared anywhere to put it.  It was late, they were very tired, but what should they do with their bear? 
The upshot of it was, they emptied everything out of the refrigerator, pulled the shelves, and managed to stuff the skinned bear carcass in there by sitting it up and sort of crossing its legs. 
Now it must be admitted to at this time that they were really only thinking of dealing with the immediate problem of the meat.  Being tired, no deep consideration went into their actions.  The hard-won meat was safe and the hunters all went off to bed- - -   
About 02:00AM the great hunter's wife came home after a rousing evening of family drama with her mother.  She walked into her kitchen to find everything from her fridge stacked with thoughtless abandon upon her kitchen table.  Of course the first thing she did was to walk over and open her refrigerator. 
Now, you have to realize that if you take the head and hide off a 200lb bear, it looks just about like a skinned out, 200lb man.  At 2AM that keyed up woman came into a darkened house, opened her fridge and the stark glare of a 25 watt utility bulb displayed a skinned fellow sitting Buddha-style and headless like a horrific scene from a grade-A slasher movie.   

As one might expect, she shrieked and ran for the nearest escape route.  Sadly, in her adrenalin induced haste, she neglected to open the portal before trying to go through it.  She ran full-out into the locked door knocking herself out and breaking both wrists simultaneously.   
So, that's why his friend was never- ever allowed to go hunting again. 

[Mean Bob Mean]

Yeah, if you've never seen a skined bear it is really scary looking.