Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[Delmonico]

No would not work, as soon as it was scarce they would put it on the endangered species list and with out any control it would take over the world in 3 days.

We have put similar controls on the human weeds, they call it warning labels.  Now almost all dumb people survive, soon they take over the world.

[Cuts Crooked]

'minds me of a tee shirt Renegade Angel got me.....

Never Underestimate the power of Stupid People in Large Groups!

[Badlands Walker]

[Delmonico]

Would love a T-shirt like that except I only wear them around the house any more.  Maybe a bumper sticker, but the bumper fell of my "Ol' Rusty" I drive to work.  My wife is too soft hearted towards stupid people to leave such on her bumper.

Yep, we needs less warning labels or we'll loose the whole human race and replace it with a lesser species.

[Big John Denny]

If any of you feel deprived by not having any Kudzu in your own area, just let me know and I'll get some seeds or plantings your way. Just let me know the size of the state you're in. I estimate that it would take at lest for or five seeds or cuttings to completely cover up Texas or Califorina in three years.

[Delmonico]

I live to far north for kudzu, dillers and fire ants to survive.  Many times it is even too cold for fools to survive.

[Big John Denny]

Must be a fine place to live Del.

[Delmonico]

It is, but don't let to many know.   Why we got places you can see the view for miles and there ain't none a dem durned trees in the way.   Never seen what folks seen in looking at nuthing but trees fer miles and miles, all ya need it a few down by the crick fer shade and campfire wood.

[Big John Denny]

Amen.

[Delmonico]

I live on the edge of the second largest city in Newbrasky and in 15 minutes I can be on roads seldom traveled, 5 minutes if I take the dirt roads.

In 2 1/2 hours I can be on paved roads that you don't need to take a side road for reliief, just stop at the top of a hill and look and see no one for miles in either direction, sometimes the side roads are 10 miles apart.

[Sod Buster]

Get the cosies to workin' on a recipe for it. Then tell the Californians it's a new diet food and besides , it's really "in" to be seen eating it in salads.

See about having Alan Aldo or Ellen Degenerate endorse it.  Oprah would be even better.

It'll vanish.

There is an article in the August issue of "Southern Living" about eating Kudzu.  Why constantly fight it when you can just eat it?
They suggest, grinding it into a powder, eating the tubors, using the purple flowers for salads, and even frying the leaves.  They are good in both vitamin A & C.

[Big John Denny]

Sod Buster, I have seen hungry deer eating kudzu, but I ain't never been that hungry. Do me a favor and let the folks in California know it's healty to eat. Maybe I can start a sideline business in shipping kudzu there.

[Big John Denny]

Heck, even my sheep won't eat kudzu.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster, I have seen hungry deer eating kudzu, but I ain't never been that hungry. Do me a favor and let the folks in California know it's healty to eat. Maybe I can start a sideline business in shipping kudzu there.

Just now I found the following receipes for Kudzu using Google:
Kudzu Blossom Jelly
Rolled Kudzu Leaves
Kudzu Fried Chicken
Apple Cider
..and lots more!

There is even a book "Kudzu Cuisine".  We ought to be able to find something in there that those folks in California would like.  Then we can start shippin it.  Perhaps we can even plant it along their highways and in their gardens to help.

[Big John Denny]

I've got seeds and cuttings standing by.

[litl rooster]

Maybe Forty would like to start a Kuduz bo-tique

[Badlands Walker]

KUDZU =

[Big John Denny]

OK, as long as we don't let him write the ads. You know he doesn't speak American, but some strange alien tongue.