A TOUGH OLD COWBOY

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YES SIR........A TOUGH OLD COWBOY


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON
THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,
THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

AND A 15-FOOT CRATER
WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.  

TW  

[GunClick Rick]

Boy,he really blew it! Baaa haaa haa

[rebsr52339]

Now that is good old clean wholesome humor.