Cowboy joke, a real groaner...

[Ol Gabe]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully.
No one answered.
"All right, I'm going to have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm going to do what I dun in Texas! And I don't want to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy looked back and said, "I had to walk home."

[Texas Lawdog]

As A Texan, I am deeply amused!

[Stillwater]

As A Texan, I am deeply amused!

Right..., Sounds like it too...!

[Russ McCrae]

As its my jump at the Cowboy shoots down here when a groaner is uttered...

"WA WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..........Rimshot, thanks for coming everybody ride safe!!!!"

[Harley Starr]

"Had to walk home". Didn't see that one coming

[Dr. Bob]

Good one Gabe!