Cowboy joke

[Angel_Eyes]

My boy just sent me this:-

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in  South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


'Couple of minutes ago.'

AE

[Marshal'ette Halloway]

    I'll pass this one on..

[northwestgrizzly]

hehe snort. 

[Colt Lover]

Hilarious

[Silent Joe]

      

[Dick Dastardly]

Hehehehehehehe . .  That's why bravery needs to be tempered with wisdom.

Good un.

DD-DLoS

[Danny Bear Claw]

An Indian comes into town and walks into the Mercantile and asks, "What kind of toilet paper you got"?  The merchant says, "We got White Cloud, Kleenex and no name brand".  The Indian says, "Well, White Cloud sounds like a good brand for Indians.  How much is it"?  The merchant says, "White Cloud is 50 cents a roll, Kleenex is 40 cents a roll and no name brand is 10 cents a roll.  So what's it gonna be"?  The Indian checks his finances and says, "Give a roll of no name brand".
A week later the same Indian comes to town, walks into the mercantile and says to the merchant, "I got a name for your no name brand toilet paper".  The merchant says, "Yeah...  what's that"?  The Indian says, "You should call it John Wayne brand".  The merchant says, "Why's that"?  The Indian replies, "Cause it's rough and tough and it don't take no shit off no Indians"!      

[Angel_Eyes]

And there I was thinking that you lot didn't do jokes in the good ole US of A.

Good one Danny!

Did you hear about Victoria's Secret bringing out a Rawhide brassiere?  Heads 'em up and moves 'em out!

And they say the old one's are the best

AE

[GunClick Rick]

And there I was thinking that you lot didn't do jokes in the good ole US of A.

Good one Danny!

Did you hear about Victoria's Secret bringing out a Rawhide brassiere?  Heads 'em up and moves 'em out!

And they say the old one's are the best

AE

We toss some good ones out there ever ten years or so,Carter,Clinton,Obama,see we got a good sence of humor Hell we laugh on a regular basis here in Kaddyfornya

[Angel_Eyes]

So, what're you sayin,,,,the Terminator reverted to episode one ?

And I thought he was a good guy!!

AE

Did you know that when our former PM retired from his lowly paid public service job, he went on the American lecture tour and declared a paltry £6,000,000.00 before tax!!

[Annie Dote]

I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
AE

As a cowboy shooter and a biker, I still find this very, very funny.