Tiger Woods new name

[GunClick Rick]

Cheatauh Woods

[Long Branch Louie]

Hear he picked up Trojan as a new corporte sponsor

[Danny Bear Claw]

Playa Woods....  umm... Woody Woods....  umm...  Oh never mind.   

[Texas Lawdog]

Mister Woody!

[GunClick Rick]

Beats a nine iron any day~~~

[amin ledbetter]

Let the Tiger Woods Jokes Begin!!!



Q:    What is the difference between a golf ball and a car?
A:    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Q:    What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A:    They are both clubbed by Norwegians

Q:    Did you know that Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars...
A:    It's true, and now he has a hole in one

Q:    It is reported he crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree...
A:    Because he couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.

Q:    What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A:    A b1tch1n wedge.

Point:      It has now been proven that Elin Woods is the only person on earth that can beat Tiger with a golf club.

Point:      Word that Elin Woods was using a 3 iron as a "Rescue Club" now  has been proved to be untrue. She was actually trying to knock the shit out of a Driver.


It is said that it was actually the cars fault that Tiger crashed. Of coarse that has to be true because when a golfer hits a tree they always blame it on the Caddy! 

I here it is up to a total of 10 women on the list. 8 of them have admitted to having had sex with David Letterman as well.

[GunClick Rick]

Badda bing

[Sir Charles deMouton-Black]

According to Jay Leno;  He is a Cheetah, but he's Lion.