From Borders to Bears (Posts split off the Border Library thread)

[HorsePen Henry]

No pills fer masochism??? That sounds terminal ta me.

How 'bout dislocated shoulders???

I will write y'all again in 7 days!

Adios and have a party,

X Horse Pen

[kid sheleen]

Man, you boys must a coupla gluttons for punishment!  That aforementioned 45-70 is about all I care to be pushed around with.    No masochistic tendencies here, boys!

Hey Doc!  You got tonic for an old cowboy with bad case of the crazies?  I need something other than the hooch I been drinkin'!

[Dr. Bob]

kid,

Bop yerself on the forehead and get a V8!!    Or not.

[kid sheleen]

I already repeatedly hit myself in the head and the only way I'll drink anything with tomato juice in it is if you put vodka in it and let me use it as a tonic for a hangover!

[HorsePen Henry]

Tomater juice? Tobasco sauce makes that tomater juice taste a little better too.

I leave fer 6 days and you guys let this bull shippin' thread go ta sleep? No more wild yarns that oughta be true even if they ain't comin' from y'all???

I'm tryin' ta remember all the details on a couple a twin mules I got once years ago. Remember back when the goober pea sodbuster was President? When the stock had to be shot in the feed lots because he put a ceiling on beef and let grain go sky high? Anyways...I'll feed it to ya when I have a little more time.

Watchyerhair,

X Horse Pen