Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western Movie

[Leo Tanner]

Gots ta be that Turkish coffee is the only kind that'll wake me up anymore.  Rest of it don't work past several years.

     Here's one...
"William Bonnie, I am a licenced theropist.  Come out son, an we'll talk.  I believe yer inner child is screaming fer attention.  We'll get through this tagether".


Leo

[Dutch Limbach]

How 'bout:

"Do you have those chaps in mauve?"

[Texas Lawdog]

Cookie, The London Broil was a little overcooked and the merlot needed to be chilled.

[Delmonico]

How 'bout:

"Do you have those chaps in mauve?"

Dutch, them kind is up in the Tack Dept.   If the movie was about modern Ro-dee-ho, that line might come up.

[Dutch Limbach]

You're probably right Del.

How bout this one:
"No steak, I'm a vegetarian. I'll have spinach quiche instead."

[Dutch Limbach]

"I'll text him."

"Have you seen my MySpace page?"

[French Jack]

Must be one of those late night cowboys-----

[Texas Lawdog]

Everybody's talkin' at me, Can't hear a word they're sayin', Only the echoes of my mind!

[Dutch Limbach]

On the other hand here are some lines you just might hear,

http://www.redneckwordsofwisdom.com/sayings.html

[HorsePen Henry]

How 'bout:

"Honey, does this double rig make my hips look to big?" 

X Horse Pen

[Ottawa Creek Bill]

"pass the shovel and horse apple rake"

ocb

[litl rooster]

Dang!

Just sprayed coffee all over the screen!

here's the paper towels

[Dedwood Dave]

or any thing from broke back mountain