Office Holiday memo

[The Arapaho Kid]

 
Office Holiday Memo


From:  Office Managment
To:     All Employees
Subj:   Office conduct during this festive season


Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following
guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is
    discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs
    up an incredible long distance bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah Humbug".

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the
    woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

[Micheal Fortune]

Well that don't sound like no fun place to work a'tall!   

[Silver Creek Slim]

I just printed it and going to post it in the office kitchen.

Slim