"Tain't Greyhound (Welcome to Four Eyed Buck's Bus Depot)

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in and paints Buck's bus up to look like the one on the Partridge Family and leaves.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A crowd of people flock around Buck thinking he is one of the original band members.  They all start fighting to get his autograph.  Large groups of Paparazzi show up and start taking pictures of what they believe is the downfall of another child star.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

While Buck is busy denying all the rumors Irish takes the bus.

[Ozark Tracker]

Lucky Irish Tom plugs in an 8  track of Elvis and heads fer California.

I left my home in Norfolk Virginia
California on my mind
I straddled that Greyhound
And rode into Raleigh
And on across Caroline

We had motor trouble that turned into a struggle
Halfway across Alabam'
And that hound broke down and left us all stranded
In downtown Birmingham

Right away I brought me a through train ticket
Ridin' across Mississippi clean
And I was on that midnight flyer out of Birmingham
Smoking into New Orleans

Somebody help me get out of Louisiana
Just to help me get to Houston Town
There are people there who care a little about me
And they won't let the poor boy down

Sure as she bore me, she bought me a silk suit
Put luggage in my hand
And I woke up high over Alburquerque
On a jet to the promised land

Working on a T-bone steak a la carte
Flying over to the golden state
Ah when the pilot told us in thirteen minutes
He would set us at the terminal gate

Swing low chariot come down easy
Taxi to the terminal zone
Cut your engines and cool your wings
And let me make it to the telephone

Los Angeles give me Norfolk Virginia
Tidewater four ten o nine
Tell the folks back home this is the promised land calling
And the poor boy is on the line

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Who's gonna pay for the tape player? Ain't original equipment............

[Delmonico]

OT bought it at a garage sale for 50 cents, it's quad-row-fonic.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Runnin' all those wires and hangin' speakers is a real bear, too. BT,DT..............

[Ozark Tracker]

Irish Tom's doing that while he's  going down the road, he just put the Bus on Auto-pilot,