Longbranch seems like a good place for this

Started by Camille Eonich, March 27, 2007, 12:50:10 PM

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Camille Eonich

A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas,
walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each  one in turn.

When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl,

"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."



The cowgirl replies, "Well you see, I have two sisters.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin.

When  we all left our home in Arkansas we promised
that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."



The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,  and  leaves it there.

The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.



One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs.

All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When she comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,
  but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."



The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment,
then  a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains,

"it's just my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.


"Hasn't affected my sisters though."



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Lucky Irish Tom

Good un Cammie, tha sister in Dublin will probably never give up tha mug so yer safe!  ;D
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