Handguns vs. Women

[Marshal Halloway]

Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women:

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun

[Uncle Eph]

ya forgot one Marshal: toss a handgun in the river and it will sink out of sight everytime.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

It's a good thing he is the Marshal and exempt from hat thwacking!




AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

  

Slim

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

 

Hey mighty funny Marshall!   Showed it to my wife so she could get a laugh out of it and she twaked me! heh heh heh

Brazos

[Silver Creek Slim]

Hey mighty funny Marshall!   Showed it to my wife so she could get a laugh out of it and she twaked me! heh heh heh

Brazos

No sense of humor. 

Slim

[Big George McCoy]

LOL

Oh...my...gosh, too funny!

I love #3

[Foothills Drifter]

"#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22"

Howdy......
Mine is a "50" and it ain't legal here in California     

Good shootin......
Vern...

[Marshal Will Wingam]

Good ones, Marshal. 

[Trinity]

 

Great!!!!

[Aces and Eights]

Amazing. In my state I would be fired, sued and never get another job if I wrote that.

[Cherokee Jem]

Ill remember that when Im married.....

Jem

[Free Hand]

Okay, I know, this is an old thread but I couldn't resist these:

On his wife's 40th birthday her husband joked with her, saying he was going to trade her in on two twenty year olds. After a very brief pause she replied, "Hah, you ain't wired fer two twenty!"

An elderly spinster lady was asked why she never married. Her reply? "I gotta dog what lays around the house all day, a cat what runs around at night, and a parrot what cusses; why do I need a husband?"

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Okay, now I know why this one came back up. Free Hand, be careful, the Marshl'ette could be anywhere with that rollin' pin of hers....................Buck

[Free Hand]

Roger dodger, 4EB. No sense in upsetting th' apple cart.