If I ruled the world, and shot Cowboy Action. . . . .

Started by Dick Dastardly, March 03, 2006, 08:43:42 PM

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Dick Dastardly

I'd want flames and smoke.  The more the better.  I'd want grins that wouldn't quit.  If it were mine to say, there'd be no such thing as a smokeless Holy Black load.

If I ruled the world there'd be a speed cleaning contest to see who cud get his irons the cleanest quickest.

If I ruled the world there would be a stage calling for a hundred shots or more cuz the metal jest kept on commin'.

So, whut would you all do to make our sport more fun if you ruled the world?

Let 'er flicker!

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Fox Creek Kid

QuoteSo, whut would you all do to make our sport more fun if you ruled the world?


I'd have the chicks from Hooters pick up my brass as well as clean & lube..................my weapons.  ;) ;D

Dick Dastardly

Fox Creek Kid, you bring a grin to my ugly face.  Thanks for the decorative suggestion.

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Wills Point Pete

 I'd make that Dasterdly Dick feller sell double cavity molds for those folks who do not wish to rearrange their entire gun room just to get away from using grease cookies.

litl rooster

 all stages would start with   Howdy I am(...fill in your alias..........) I am addicted to the "Holy Black"..all stages would also require minimun 10 Shotgun targets ;D


Dick Dastardly is fast becoming my Hero.......................... ;D ;D ;D


I would appoint Hank Williams Jr. as the Director of the ATF  (he has experiance in all there uses)  Besides we all want to Shoot
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Lucky Irish Tom

Every stage would have a close up target made out of paper or cardboard so BP shooters could enjoy seing it go up in flames!  ;D
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Every match would have at least one posse shoot stage.  Have you ever seen 14 pards, all shootin black powder, tryin to cut down 2 by 4's.  :o :o  ;D
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litl rooster

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on March 04, 2006, 11:47:56 AM
Every stage would have a close up target made out of paper or cardboard so BP shooters could enjoy seing it go up in flames!  ;D
Quote from: El Paso Pete on March 04, 2006, 02:41:28 PM
Every match would have at least one posse shoot stage.  Have you ever seen 14 pards, all shootin black powder, tryin to cut down 2 by 4's.  :o :o  ;D

Make sure my names on that Posse list ;D
Mathew 5.9

Steel Horse Bailey

Count me in, too!

And make sure those Hooters gals are there!!!
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Paladin UK

Well now!! ::) lemme seeeeeeeeeeee..................... 8)

1. I`d BAN that EVIL SMOKEELESS................stuff

2.I`d make Worthog (Say min 28gns of the HB ) loads compulsery

3. Every stage must have at least one ten 4lb fieldgun rounds included


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sundance44`s

And the Hooter gals could only wear safty glasses and ear muffs !  and every shooter gets his own as a gun barer instead of stageing ! ..... we better quit dreaming out loud , the ladys will want the chippindales ... well thats up in smoke !
Remington Americas Oldest GunMaker

You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie

Ornery Orr

All targets would be knockdown and there would be a class that only used a shotgun to shoot ALL targets!  Wow, 24 BP shotgun blasts on one stage.  Now, that's my kind of fun.

sundance44`s

Thinking about a stage with one type gun blazeing ... i`d like to see a stage ya could call josy wales ... go in with 5 or 6 pistols only ... pulling pistols out of every where ! just a blazein !
Remington Americas Oldest GunMaker

You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie

Silver Creek Slim

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sundance44`s

Slim ... too much over kill !!!  ;D think we used enough dynamite there Butch ... ;D
Remington Americas Oldest GunMaker

You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: sundance44`s on March 06, 2006, 10:26:01 AM
Slim ... too much over kill !!!  ;D think we used enough dynamite there Butch ... ;D
Just one more stick.  ;D

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Cohagen

I would make darn sure all my goods pards were laughin out loud after every stage.  Now thats a real challenge for CAS.

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Ned Pepper GB

I would give all the pards over here in the UK their cartridge pistolas back.

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Dick Dastardly

Ho Ned,

Yer a true Pard.  Ain't no reason you pards can't put yer primer, powder and boolit in a lil brass cartridge and be every bit as safe as you choose to be.  Let's face it, if one of you UK Cowboys wanted to commit mayham on the general liberal unsuspecting public, you could plenty of mischif with yer C&B guns.

I know that you already know it, but I just have to say it again.  When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns.  It's never been more true.

Thanks Ned.

Yer Pard,

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