Top Ten Reason ...

[Cooper York]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns over Women:

10) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9) You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
If you admire a friend's gun and tell
him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
7) Your primary gun doesn't mind if
you keep another gun around for a backup.
6) Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5) A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4) Guns function normally every day of
the month .
3) A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new
grips make me look fat? "
2) A gun doesn't mind if you go to
sleep after you use it.

AND THE # 1 REASON A GUN IS FAVORED
OVER A WOMAN:
1) You can always buy a SILENCER for a gun!