People are strange

[Forty Rod]

I just returned from the gym where a woman came in, got on the scale, and got back off. She hung her purse on the end of the scale, took off her coat and draped it over the scale, followed by a knit hat and a scarf. She took her shoes off and held them in her left hand, picked up the rest of her belongings and got back on the scale.

I laughed so hard that I almost hurt myself. She had no idea what I was laughing at until another woman explained it to her.

[Silver Creek Slim]

And, they ain't too bright, either. 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A Blond perhaps! 

[Forty Rod]

Nope.  Bald as an onion.    

Nah, she was orignally a brunette, but age is blonding her nicely.

I'm prematurely blonde myself.

[Trinity]

Ah was borned blonde.  Somewhere along the way mah hair done turned a different color an' now it's turnin' again!

[Pappy Morgan]

  Ya reckon she thought she's be a bit lighter if'n she weren't wearin it !!!!!! I would have been hootin at her too!!!!!!!! Ya should a offered ta help hold her things ya old coot!!!!!!!! 

[Forty Rod]

Pappy, I was laughin' so hard I was havin' trouble holdin' my water, much less her truck and possibles.

[litl rooster]

Forty this is called Tall Tales.......This story is too funny not to be true.

[Steel Horse Bailey]

I've met her!  And she must have a BUNCH of family just like her!