Bought my wife an Electric Vehicle

[DeaconKC]

Yup, she wanted something to cruise our neighborhood with the g'kids. So I found this little used golf cart for her. She likes it and it runs pretty good!

[Coffinmaker]

Deacon 

That's a superb Idea!!  With one tiny little CAVEAT.  It ain't street legal.  Soon as she drives it onna street, the Stock Boys to the local Bastille are gonna bust her fer sure. 

You should use it as an Electric Self Powered Gun Kart instead. 

[Froogal]

Those golf carts are legal on the streets in some towns. Must be equipped with a flag and must be used on side streets only. Main thorough fares can be crossed over, but cannot be operated on.

[Major 2]

Out here in the acreages, (sticks) many have them.
Mostly used to run the 'clones' down to the
School bus route stops.
For some it's a mile or more.

I'm fond of the urban defense model.

[Tascosa Joe]

Roger:
Only you could find one like that.  It appears to be a feral hog removal tool.
T-Joe

[Coffinmaker]

  Oh so ABSOLUTELY Damn KOOL 

I am in LUST!!  Completely enamored with the "Urban Defense" model.  Oh where to get one, where to get one!!!  My snotty neighbor would go absolutely apoplectic and freak completely out.

Youza Youza Youza!!

Prolly can't afford it, but one CAN drool