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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2018, 01:44:05 PM

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Delmonico

September 18, 2018, 01:44:05 PM
Well all I really did was told them to get the fork out of my store as well as getting a plate number and car description. 

Alcohol and stupidity did the rest.  Had to go identify the one in the ambulance before they took him away.  Was to beat up for the hauling in the squad car back to the store like normal.
http://www.klkntv.com/story/39110231/lincoln-police-investigating-overnight-shoplifting-turned-car-crash
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September 18, 2018, 04:06:38 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes..........
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September 18, 2018, 04:17:19 PM
Ha Ha !

when planets align...do the deal !

Delmonico

#3
September 18, 2018, 05:07:53 PM
Been told I'm kinda scary, never scared anyone so bad before that they wrecked their car.
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September 18, 2018, 05:52:55 PM
You scared me there Delmonico, I thunk that you had got shot in the head somehow???
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September 21, 2018, 09:58:25 PM
You work at that store?  I'm in and out of there a couple times a week.  Heard about the accident the next day at work and had a near-terminal case of the giggles that frightened my co-workers!
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Delmonico

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September 22, 2018, 01:06:27 AM
Quote from: LongWalker on September 21, 2018, 09:58:25 PM
You work at that store?  I'm in and out of there a couple times a week.  Heard about the accident the next day at work and had a near-terminal case of the giggles that frightened my co-workers!

I'm the old guy with the pony tail and suspenders that works second shift.
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September 24, 2018, 03:58:53 AM
Well done, thumbs up!

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September 24, 2018, 04:39:10 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on September 22, 2018, 01:06:27 AM
I'm the old guy with the pony tail and suspenders that works second shift.

Old Guy ....

Pony Tail ....

Suspenders...

Night Time....

yup, definitely scary.

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September 24, 2018, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Professor Marvel on September 24, 2018, 04:39:10 PM
Old Guy ....

Pony Tail ....

Suspenders...

Night Time....

yup, definitely scary.

yhs
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September 24, 2018, 08:29:01 PM
If he walked around on his knees and dyed all that hair red . . .
Civilize them with a Krag . . .

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September 24, 2018, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Drydock on September 24, 2018, 08:29:01 PM
If he walked around on his knees and dyed all that hair red . . .

Be interestin to know what he really said to those two fools that put the wind up em enough they stacked the getaway car

Delmonico

#12
September 25, 2018, 12:53:46 AM
Get the "fornacation" out of my store only I used a different word that means about the same thing. :)
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September 25, 2018, 11:31:42 AM
Late shift? Were you wearing your "iconic" nightshirt? That woulda skeered 'em!
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