Cleaning your toilet & washing your Cat

[Delmonico]

Sorry, that kitty won't scratch me, I can bath her in the tub, no problem.  But don't let anyone else try it.    I have a way with cats.  My wife has a friend that has a cat they tolt me would scratch my eyes out if I pulled his tail.  Three minutes after I got to her house Maynard was on my lap, purrin' and I was pullin' his tail.  I could have been a lion tamer, but I'd hate cleanin' the cat box.

[Trinity]

There is an eastern European dish called cevapcici that greatly resembles the cat box. 

It is some sort of meat rolled into small cylinders and often served over rice.  Despite what it looks like, it sure tastes good!



I found this picture, but it here it is "artfully" displayed.  It was never "artfully" displayed where I ate it!