Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

This may put a smile on our face 



Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and park themselves on a bar stool.  One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two VB's please'...  The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.  'Been on holiday yet, boys?'  'Off to America next month,' says Joe.  'We go to the States every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'  Jim agrees.  'Ah, America, 'says the barman.'  Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'  'Nah, we don't like that US crap,' says Joe.  'Meat pies and beer,' that's us, eh Jim?  We can't stand the Yanks - they're arrogant, rude and egotistical.'   'So why keep going to America?' asks the barman.   Joe replies, 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'


Dakota   

[Tensleep]

GOOD ONE!

Thanks DD

[Leo Tanner]

Now that is funny.  Thanks Dan, needed the pick me up taday

[Delmonico]

Thanks Dan, I'm gonna send it to some Aussie's on the Lab boardif you don't mind.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Thanks Dan, I'm gonna send it to some Aussie's on the Lab boardif you don't mind.

Del, you go for it, I posted it so we can all get a smile 

Dakota 

[El Peludo]

 

I could see that one coming all the way from "Downunder".

[litl rooster]

at least over here they can use the HOV lane

[Trinity]

DD ... LR

Both of those were just dang funny!

[Forty Rod]

 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Good one Dan! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

That was good. 

Slim