A.A.A.D.D. or Why I'm Tired

[Kid Cavalier]

Today's Story - A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorde

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table; put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I realize the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the driveway is flooded
the car isn't washed,
the bills aren't paid,
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
there is still only one check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.


Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it but first I'll check my e-mail.

[Foothills Drifter]

Howdy Kid......
Welcome to my world  I'm at least 10 years older then you..........

Good shootin......
Vern...

I hope ta 'be there' on the 27th 

[Camille Eonich]

Stump....when did you change your alias to Kid Cavalier?   

[Foothills Drifter]

Stump....when did you change your alias to Kid Cavalier?   

Howdy......
STUMP  He used ta be called STUMP      I'm gonna have fun with that at the next COWBOYS shoot 

Good shootin......
Vern... 

[Kid Cavalier]

Foothills,

NO! NO!  NO!

At 6' 3" I've been called many things but NEVER! Stump

YOUR leather maker,
Kid

[Camille Eonich]

LOLOL


Foothills...Stump is aka Stump Water aka Stumpy who is NOT Stumpy at all at 6'1 with cowboy boots on. 

[Stump Water]

I do NOT have AAADD. 

I have been officially diagnosed as ED.

Easily Distracted.

[Foothills Drifter]

Foothills,

NO! NO!  NO!

At 6' 3" I've been called many things but NEVER! Stump

YOUR leather maker,
Kid

Howdy......
Well.......sense you are my leather maker...and you give such BIG discounts    I just might have ta let this slide by ........   

Good shootin......
Vern... 

[Kid Cavalier]

"and you give such BIG discounts "

Nope sorry, You must have me cornfused with somebody else.

See Ya on the 27th!

Kid (what already gives foothills good deals) Cavalier

[Foothills Drifter]

"and you give such BIG discounts "

Nope sorry, You must have me cornfused with somebody else.

See Ya on the 27th!

Kid (what already gives foothills good deals) Cavalier

Howdy......
Maybe I confused you with 'Stumpy'     

See ya on the 27th...... I will bring ya some stuff ta 'play with'

Good shootin......
Vern... 

I lost all of my email addresses.......... send my yours!!!!!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Dang, and all this time I was called "scatterbrained."


< Still can't find her glasses, nor her spare pair of contact lenses, and has FIVE hairbrushes because she never can find one when she needs one, and how in the blue blazes did a kitchen knife end up in the bedroom?>



AnnieLee

[Wymore Wrangler]

Stump, how could you be distracted when Cammie keeps you in line...

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Annie,

I guess it was the same way as why did I find my glasses in the fridge? 

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