Question on Military Protocol

[G.W. Strong]

Come back to the 14th century! I can fix you up!

[Pitspitr]

Has your page grown into a suit of his own yet? 
Do you make your own chain mail too?

My "Dog Robber" and I are both in the KofC and he thinks we should get a suit of armor, but I'm thinking I'd really like to save my money for more arms like maybe a Brown Bess

[Niederlander]

Doug, I'll give you a dollar if you'll wear that here when it's 105 degrees in the shade!  I'll also give you all the Gatorade you can drink!  (I hear it's pretty good if you mix it with single malt scotch!)

All kidding aside, that is outstanding work!

[Delmonico]

Don't waste Gatorade with that stuff that tastes like a burnt swamp.