Well folks in the GAF are smarter than Microsoft Word.

[Delmonico]

I'm working on my book and had the chance to use "sutler" and the stupid thing don't recognize it.   Google Chrome does though.  I just thought it was funny.   

[Gen Lew Wallace]

Del,

Funny and a little sad to my way of thinking.  Just another example of how history is forgotten by "modern" society.

[Delmonico]

I just found out it don't like ibrik either either and neither does the chrome people.  In all fairness it is a Turkish word, but even here on Great Plains I know of at least two places in town to buy one.

[cpt dan blodgett]

Can you buy Chai Tea on the Plains?  Chai being turkish for tea rather makes "Chai Tea" a repetative redundancy!

[Delmonico]

Can you buy Chai Tea on the Plains?  Chai being turkish for tea rather makes "Chai Tea" a repetative redundancy!

Yep, but don't tell the chia tea drinking yuppies that, it will drive them crazier.

[Stu Kettle]

Word is ignorant, not stupid - you can tea h it new words (or old words it never heard of).

[Delmonico]

Word is ignorant, not stupid - you can tea h it new words (or old words it never heard of).

I've heard that, I need to read up on how to, but if it was as smart as it thinks it is the dang thing would have known what a sutler is and would know when you use dutch oven in the middle of a sentence you don't need to cap dutch. 

Hey, a new game show, Are You Smarter than Microsoft Word.

[Niederlander]

Can't say I'd watch it Del, but it would have to be better than "The Bachelor"!

[Delmonico]

Well I'm going back in and see what happens, I may have to figure out how to teach it words, I'm tired of getting red marks I don't deserve, I get enough of them I do.

[cpt dan blodgett]

could you provide a diagram of that dutch cap

[Delmonico]

could you provide a diagram of that dutch cap

I could and then Jerry might think I went over the edge and whack me up the side of the head a good one.

[Pitspitr]

Jerry might think I went over the edge

Too late. I'm already pretty sure you did a long time ago, but as long as you keep my belly full of good stuff at musters I promise not to whack you upside the head. Besides I was once told tht this is America and people have a right to be crazy here if they want. 

[Delmonico]

Too late. I'm already pretty sure you did a long time ago, but as long as you keep my belly full of good stuff at musters I promise not to whack you upside the head. Besides I was once told tht this is America and people have a right to be crazy here if they want. 

Yeah but at least I don't have to explain things to you, one of the kids at work the other day came up and said he finally figured out why I called Rob, the IT guy at work Cuzzin It.

[Stu Kettle]

Gotta friend in Brady we've called Cuzzin It since high school. Couple years ago my daughter asked why so he pulled his beard up over his face & put his hat back on. She still didn't get it but everyone over 40 at the bar laughed out loud.

[Pitspitr]

Glen Yesterday I was talking to a couple of folks who were guests at the muster last summer and they said there's a lawer in Broken Bow who could be your twin. Said he looks like you, his expressions were like yours and his voice sounds like you....I said I felt sorry for him
BTW they said to tell you thanks. Will never liked meatloaf (the dish not the rock singer) until you showed Leeah how to make it.

[Delmonico]

Well everyone likes bacon and I think you know how much bacon was in that meatloaf.

[Delmonico]

Oh and as far as the lawyer, I've been told that before, you forget I have spies all over.