OT: Medicinal Black Powder

Started by kflach, November 17, 2010, 02:32:46 PM

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kflach

November 17, 2010, 02:32:46 PM
A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of black powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died. He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and...

...a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

Bryan Austin

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November 17, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
Holy Dark Side Bat Man!  :o
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November 17, 2010, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: kflach on November 17, 2010, 02:32:46 PM

...a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

Yes it does.

Not everybody is as thoughtful as he, leaving behind a new community pool.   ;)
God forgives, I don't........

Steel Horse Bailey

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November 19, 2010, 08:50:20 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"May Your Powder always be Dry and Black; Your Smoke always White; and Your Flames Always Light the Way to Eternal Shooting Fulfillment !"

Sir Charles deMouton-Black

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November 20, 2010, 10:49:54 AM
Adds a new definition to the term "Holy Black"!
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December 03, 2010, 07:48:57 PM
I am now trying to get the coffee out of my keyboard...
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