Old Sayings

[Deja vous]

Gunclicks I will pass on the duck kiss.lol...  Yuck...  They are all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amin ledbetter]

Lotsa Duck Talk round here!!!!  I had one my Dad used to say when he thought someone was pullin his leg! He'd Say; " Yeah! I've heard that Duck Fart under water before! " Am I allowed ta say fart on here!!!??       

Sorry if I offended ya there Deja!

[GunClick Rick]

They thought it was funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1PiiugqtjI&feature=related

[Angel_Eyes]

Major 2, how long are the legs of that duck you can't get down off,,,
Y'shouldn't have got up there in the first place!!

Sometimes,,,I wish I hadn't of started this thread ,,,still nobody has answered my original question ,,,

How do Arapaho's shoot

Carry on chaps,,

AE

[Danny Bear Claw]

Angel Eyes...  I believe the Arapaho were a "raiding tribe" which would indicate to me that they probably shot pretty good.
Getting down off a duck's back was an old Abbott and Costello routine.

Now here's a couple of gems often heard from me old Irish Grandpa...
"Often a man's mouth has broken his nose".   
And my favorite Grandpa saying was, "I ain't hard of hearin', I'm just tired of hearin'!"   

[GunClick Rick]

Well Angel Eyes if he shot bad it was probably becuase he had to stand still,give him a good horse and bow and arrow and you'll never know what hit ya..(=} ----->

From what i gather they were very skilled horsemen and shooters

[Forty Rod]

i EVER SHOW YA HOW TO KISS A DUCK BUTT? Grab his legs from behind real sneaky like while squating.Lift him up so gently to right where the end of the tail feathers line up with your nose,take a deep breath and------------------------------BLOW! WWHHEWWWWW    KISS   

YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but you gotta be QUICK if you don't want feathers in your mouth.

[Forty Rod]

Speaking of ducks ....

"you can't get down off a duck's back"   

[Forty Rod]

Speaking of ducks ....

"you can't get down off a duck's back"   

[Forty Rod]

Speaking of ducks ....

"you can't get down off a duck's back"   

I can too get down off a duck's back.  I can't get down off an elephant's back. 

[Queasy Dillo]

Since we seem to be running a waterfowl theme here...

I had an uncle a good ways back on my mother's side who used to refer to some of the local boys as thinking they were 'stud duck of the pond.' 

Judging by the stories that bookend that one I'd lay money on it not being a compliment. 

[Delmonico]

Well last night it was rainin' here like an old cow peein' on a flat rock.

[GunClick Rick]

Yeah, but you gotta be QUICK if you don't want feathers in your mouth.

Zactly!

[Deja vous]

K... I want to learn to cook with the cast iron kettles.  Been a dream for a lot of years.. My neighbor use to cook a great meal, he and his wife had the coolest Happy New Years party in AZ.. and I have been so interested in it for years..  Very cool.. Sass has some info on it, and I am reading on line too.  Once I move I hope to be able to set up a cowboy cook out at a year meet with iron it would be so cool...  Deja on the loose as usual.. lol

[Deja vous]

AMIN.. OFFENDED ME ROTFL..  YEAH RIGHT.. The youngest of 7 kids is pretty hard to offend.. lol..  And if it were possible, you are too late, my brothers and boy cousins already beat you to the punch.. lol...