My Bag of Practical Jokes...

[CanChaserKate]

I was thinking of an insanely awesome way to get back at my Land Lady for things, and found a Joke and Gag Shop on line, where I found some things that are harmless, Funny, and will work perfectly to suit the occassion.

So, here is my list: Stink Bombs, Shock and Exploding Pens, Condemned and Eviction Stickers, Fake Parking Tix, Itching Powder, and Shock Cigarettes.

Guess I am feeling just a little wickedly but harmlessly mean tonight.

[Mustang Gregg]

Never mind.
I deleted it.

[D. R. Greysun]

Kate darlin',
Leave it alone and move on, it'll only get worse if ya pick at it!
D R

[Foothills Drifter]

    " My Bag of Practical Jokes.."
Howdy......
Don't mess with it and get on with your life........... Practial jokes can get you in a lot more trouble than you are in now.

Vern...

[Ozark Iron John]

GO FOR IT, Katie!  You only live once.  Heck, the old bitty's probably expecting you to do something.  Don't let her down.

[L.G.]

George Hayduke has a couple of books out on the subject.  Some are just irritating, others are for people you are serious mad at.

[Slone Stranger]

Heck, on April fools day I e-mailed my boss and told her that I just had an argument with a patient on the phone and he wanted to speak with my boss, NOW! So I gave her his name, Lee O'Line (my boss is from Kansas and has a strong southern accent) and gave her the phone number to call. It was the phone number to the zoo. She fell for it hook line and sinker and called the zoo asking for leo line. She thought it was funny and I'm still employed.
I agree with John and say go for it!

[Smoke Wagon]

Don't do it.  No joke ever goes unpunished. 

[Book Miser]

As a property owner who has sometimes had to deal with--shall we say "uneasy"--tenant relations, I take a dim view of such stuff.

It is well to remember that this particular knife cuts on both edges, and that the landlord is generally better armed, legally and physically.