Black Walnuts

[Dr. Bob]

Howdy fellows,

I have a friend that has been picking up black walnuts in her yard and asked if I wanted some.  Said that I would check here and let her know. 

Is anyone interested?  Would ship in a flat rate box from the USPS.  Would need the postage from you.  They are from here in Missouri   [That is pronounced Mizz ur ee !!!]  [No A on the end and it is like Mississippi.]  [One of my pet peeves!]   End of rant. 

Read the walnut dye thread!

[GunClick Rick]

Native americans used to make dice from the halves.Take out the meat,fill with blackened pine pitch and put little abalone spots on them. Used them for gamblin games.
Just a little note..

Bet Chuck Burrows could figure somethin to do with them hulls..Ya reckon?

[cowboy316]

if i  ad the extra cash id hve ya send me some
Cowboy316

[Ace Lungger]

Howdy Doc Bob,
Looks like our Walnuts are going to do fine here to, but I went out scouting for pecans, because I perfer the pecan dye over the walnut, so I went to my Honey Hole, and not one Pecan on any of those trees
So it is back to the lab and do some playing!!
By the way Doc, I was wondering if you had that Bowie knife of yours real sharp? If so, I was wondering when would be a good time for me to come up and had you do some back surgery?
If life was only that simple
Later
ACE

[Dr. Bob]

Ace,

I have retired from the practice of surgery!   In this century the expect you to have a liscense.   Never had one of those.

[cowboy316]

well dang Doc i was gonna say after ace i need a knee surgery id trade your for some leather work lol
Cowboy316

[Ace Lungger]

Cowboy316,
Pm me your mailing address, I know you are going threw hard times, I will send you some walnuts!

Doc,
I will sign a waver, releasing you of any and all resipes of the surgery! But I can't pay much! But I might trade you a Hat

Just a Want to be Cowboy!
ACE

[GunClick Rick]

That reminds me,my mom has a huge pecan tree out at her place...The big fat ones

[ChuckBurrows]

Bet Chuck Burrows could figure somethin to do with them hulls..Ya reckon?

I've got a friend in Georgia who sends me 40 pounds every year so I'm well taken care of..........

[Arizona Cattleman]

I could use some of them nuts.  PM me with your address and the amount of shipping and I'll fire off a check.


Cattleman

[Ace Lungger]

Dr Bob,
Are you sure that you couldn't slide me on that table and just do a cut here and a cut there? I think you would do better than any of the Doctors I have been to!!
I am free anytime!

ACE

[Dr. Bob]

Ace,

Sorry, but I am REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY sure that I would do more harm than help!  I'll keep on praying for you which will be a lot better.

[Ace Lungger]

I am great full, Dr. Bob!
Later
ACE