Dear Boss....

[Tensleep]

 Dear Boss,
 
I have enjoyed working here these past years. You have paid me  very
well, given me benefits beyond belief, supplied me transportation  to
every place imaginable.  I have 3-4 months off per year and  a pension
plan that will pay my generous salary and supply health care and
medicine for my entire family for my life, and after my death, my  wife
will continue to draw that salary.
 
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position. During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the  other
perks associated with my current job.
 
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that if my search for this new job  proves
fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status . Before you  say
anything, remember that  you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
 
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congresssman running for President.
Every Congressman running for the Senate
 
Try that at your job and tell me how it works  out.

[Wymore Wrangler]

Amen bro, amen

[Major 2]

YEAH ! and add to that the guy's willingness to spend $100,000,000.00 to get a job that pays $400,000 a year
At best (or worst) that's $3.2 million for 8 years and then drops to $200,000 for the rest of his or her life...

[Alabama]

I tried that at my job , and I fired myself 
My boss told me ( me ) that you'll never have healthcare because our governemnt spends all your tax money on themselves , and you'll never have savings or pension either because the Government has seen fit to make you poor-er daily paying taxes for things they don't do even if promised to do , let alone actualy doing thier jobs to start with with my money . My boss says ( me ) your doomed to lay in the gutter and die eventually and watch the canibalism thrive when crap hits the fan , eventually .
And my boss ( me ) asks himself why I don't drink more , or at all ? Oh yeh , I can't afford it 

Alabama

[Arcey]

Dear employees,

As of November 5, 2008, when Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!

[DR.A.W.FAST]

Arcey,
  That post reminded me of something I read recently. i think it says it all:

" Perennial Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas (the grandfather, incidentally, of Newsweek Assistant Managing Editor Evan Thomas), echoed this sentiment at a recent Obama bash: "The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Doesn't this statement make your day???

Doc

[Trailrider]

Hey! We have the best politicians that money can buy! 

[Major 2]

Arcey,
  That post reminded me of something I read recently. i think it says it all:

" Perennial Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas (the grandfather, incidentally, of Newsweek Assistant Managing Editor Evan Thomas), echoed this sentiment at a recent Obama bash: "The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Doesn't this statement make your day???

Doc

I was thinking isn't this what Karl Marx wrote ? 

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".

[oam]

Every Senator or Congresssman running for President.
Every Congressman running for the Senate

I discover something! if the politics of europe and USA like to find differences between our countries   it's meaby because they don't want we find that  the politics are the same  !
We have this sort of shame with our senators here...

[litl rooster]

We have this sort of shame with our senators here...

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