Merry Chris-Moose

[The Arapaho Kid]

Howdy!  I'm Bruce The Moose!  My boss, The Arapaho Kid, has hired me to clean up your Chris-Mess.  Unfortunately the Grinch broke into my truck and stole all my cleaning gear, but he left me this one roll of paper.  I think I can do a pretty good job with it.  If you like my service and would like to have me come back again, my toll free is 1-800-CLEAN-UP.