Tall Tales Rehab

[Delmonico]

Pass me some pills....I don't care what kind....
I am seeing things.....
<shudder>

This is the Rehab thread, you need to go to the therapy thread for the pills.

[Trinity]

Pass me some pills....I don't care what kind....
I am seeing things.....
<shudder>

What didja see?

[Ozark Tracker]

I saw stars dancing on the water,

I heard Elvis singing Blue Suede shoes

and tonight I fell in love with the Queen of Memphis

[Tensleep]

I saw stars dancing on the water,

I heard Elvis singing Blue Suede shoes

and tonight I fell in love with the Queen of Memphis

Ah terkee farmer an' singer too..... WOW!!! 

[Ozark Tracker]

who wee, I hope I can get some more of them pills fer when we move them turkees

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim reaches into the Group Therapy thread fer the bottle of pills.
"Here's some pastel pink and blue ones." 

[Trinity]

Trinity takes one each of the pills offered by Slim and after a while starts to sing also:

I see trees of green........ red roses too
I see em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue..... clouds of white
Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

The colors of a rainbow.....so pretty ..in the sky
Are also on the faces.....of people ..going by
I see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you do
Theyre really sayin......i love you.

I hear babies cry...... I watch them grow
Theyll learn much more.....than Ill never know
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world

(instrumental break)

The colors of a rainbow.....so pretty ..in the sky
Are there on the faces.....of people ..going by
I see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you do
Theyre really sayin...*spoken*(I ....love....you).

I hear babies cry...... I watch them grow
*spoken*(you know their gonna learn
A whole lot more than Ill never know)
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself .......what a wonderful world.
Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

[litl rooster]

Rehab lyrics by Amy Winehouse.

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no.
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.

I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

I'd rather be at home with ray
I ain't got 70 days
Cos there's nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway

Didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

They're tryin to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.

I aint got the time,
And if my Daddy thinks im fine,
He's tried to make me go to rehab,
I wont go, go, go.

The man said, why you think you here?
[I said, I got no idea
Im gonna, im gonna loose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near

Said, I just think you're depressed
Kiss me, yeah baby
And go rest

I'm tryin to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know

I don't ever wanna drink again
I just, ooo, I just need a friend
Im not gonna spend 10 weeks
Have everyone think im on the mend

It's not just my pride
It's just til these tears have dried

They're tryin to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Yes I been black, but when I come back,
You wont know, know, know

I aint got the time,
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He's trying to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

[harycalahand]

  ???Rehab er not some of tha things I've seen ahd herd gotta make ya wonder.

[litl rooster]

 Stand up dirtyhary and tell us about it......we'll pretend we care

[Delmonico]

Stand up dirtyhary and tell us about it......we'll pretend we care

We will?

[litl rooster]

What were you saying Del?

[Delmonico]

I'm sayin' he most likely don't need rehab, he most likely needs Tabasco Sauce enama.   He just don't seem like the rehab type to me.

[harycalahand]

  Lil Roost ya alright in my book. At my age pre tend thing well it's almost as good as the real thing now don't shout me down now that i'm a goin gooder.

[litl rooster]

    see I knew you'd feel better after you got it off yer chest.............  Look at Del, way befor the Rehab center was opened he was unbearable to be around...He's improved a bunch

[Trinity]

Don't speak too quickly... Christmas is just around the corner.   <<Watch this!>>

Hey, Del!  You got any of those imitation revolvers?  I know a metal worker who can turn them into real fireable irons.  <<snicker snicker>>

[Delmonico]

lit rooster, the enama would make him more impoved, you might have to have the carpet cleaned after he drags his butt across it lke a dog.

[harycalahand]

  Happy turkey day to one and all even Dell.