What do you get if...

[Free Hand]

What do you get if you cross a hoss with a sidewinder?







Durned if I know either, but at least if it bites ya, ya can ride it to the doc.     FH

[Forty Rod]

A mean crow-hopping SOB that would be a bear to ride and would bite you as soon as stomp you..

[litl rooster]

A mean crow-hopping SOB that would be a bear to ride and would bite you as soon as stomp you..

Oh you met Pea Eye have ya?

[Free Hand]

If ya cross a turkey with a centapeid you get a critter with enough drumsticks fer everybody.

[Forty Rod]

Can I cross a turkey with Dolly Parton and finally get one that's all breast?

[Free Hand]

could be, 'cept mizz Dolly aint no turky, no siree. If however you crossed a road with a chicken you'd be sure get ta th'other side

[El Peludo]

A mean crow-hopping SOB that would be a bear to ride and would bite you as soon as stomp you..

I used to know a couple of them, one was a woman. 

[Free Hand]

If you cross an abalone with a crocidile will you get a abidial or a crocabalone?


Q   What do you get if you cross a parott with a homing pegion?
A   voice mail !! 

Speaking of birds; did you hear about the guy at the beach who was  feeding LSD to the birds? He wanted to leave no turn unstoned.   
oh well ...                                           

[Free Hand]

What is the results of a cross between a elephant and a rhino?




Elifino

[DArchangel]

What do you get if you cross Steel Horse Bailey with Delmonico?  A pleasent cook!!                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry Glen

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[litl rooster]

Ditto

[Delmonico]

My revenge will come Sunday.

[Free Hand]

I am waiting with baited breath. BTW I wonder where that saying originated? The mental image that this conjures up is not exactly the most plesent one imaginable. If however ya can serve it up, by gum I'll eat it. I've never tried yer grub, but I hear it's the best thing goin' since sombody thunk up fire. BTW I really like the sharpest cheder available any thoughts kind sir?

[Noz]

Bated breath:
"Bated here is a contraction of abated through loss of the unstressed first vowel (a process called aphesis); it has the meaning "reduced, lessened, lowered in force". So bated breath refers to a state in which you almost stop breathing through terror, awe, extreme anticipation, or anxiety."

Doesn't have anything to do with fishin'worms or chicken livers.

[Delmonico]

Very Sharp Cheddar is the best cheese in the word.

[Ozark Tracker]

Very Sharp Cheddar is the best cheese in the word.

that and a few saltine crackers,  what more could ya ask for.

[Free Hand]

A tip of my hat to you, Nozzle rag, I may not be the best example, but I am an example that yiou can teach an old dog new tricks. In spite of the obstensive nature of CAS City there is apparently no end to the things one may learn. As for aphesis, would that how "a napron", (hence the term napery for a kitchen linnen clostet) became "an apron", or was that by another proccess altogeather?

Tracker, how 'bout some fresh sourdough bread, a couple of tart apples and "a nice chianti"?

[Delmonico]

A cup of nice light roasted Kenya coffee would do fine.  How 'bout one of my sourdough chocolate orange dump cakes?  Some nice quail breasts on wild rice and chives would do also.      How 'bout some imported Swiss made dark chcolate like Robert DuVaul bought in Open Range?  A nice cup of Earl Gey with a spot of honey.  Do you want more?

[Free Hand]

Re: Kenya coffee; have you ever had the chance to taste a bit of heaven called Kenyan Gold? it is the same basic premise as Khalua but with Kenyan coffee and who knows what else. I had a bit when a friend of mine came back from that country on a photo safari. IMHO it is quite a bit better than the others of that sort that I've tasted.