Well .....

Ha......you're Desthpicable 

Butt ugly.  I can't stand those little minions.  So, put a black powder pistol in his hand so I won't feel so bad about riddling him with Big Lube bullets. . .

DD-MDA

Hey!!  Be nice.  That's a portrait of one of my crew that cleans and polishes my Brass.

Coffinmaker

I have a friend just like this he's in jail for scuba diving for moose. HAPPY TRAILS.

  As if anybody could get a big lube bullet to hit anything that small...

It's not a moose it's a reindeer, don't you see the red nose. And you would probably use a Dillon miniongun.

Now there's a thought....!