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Title: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Cherokee Jem on August 27, 2005, 07:44:42 PM
Hey guys!!! I am back from a nasty auto accident! anybody care to fill in what I missed?

Jem
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Trinity on August 27, 2005, 08:01:33 PM
Welcome back good buddy!  We're glad to see you are alive and sound, you were missed!!  It looks like you are the one who needs to fill us in.
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Foothills Drifter on August 27, 2005, 08:26:37 PM
Howdy......
Just what do you mean by 'death to buzzards'  :o  ;)

Good shootin......
Vern... 8)
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Delmonico on August 27, 2005, 08:36:52 PM
Well kill the fattened calf, the Prodical Son has returned.  Well it's been a rough summer it looks like fer the Tall Tales folks.  Trinity has been gettin' stoned er rather has been havin' kidney stones.  And that damned ol' grumpy cosie has been sicker than heck but is much better now that's to a wonderful surgeon and the fact he's to damned stubborn to die right now.

Annie still beats folks with her hat and skillet. ;D  Every thing Forty Rod buys, breaks. :o  And most of all how are you doing? We missed you pard and wondered what happened to you.  Glad yer back and hope yer doin' well.
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: litl rooster on August 27, 2005, 08:51:25 PM
Her Her



Welcome back Pard
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Joyce (AnnieLee) on August 27, 2005, 10:28:33 PM
Welcome home, Jem! The important thing is: Are you and yours ok?

With a hug and a smile,

AnnieLee
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Cherokee Jem on August 27, 2005, 10:35:49 PM
Ok guys..I do have some explaining to do... I was on a trip with my company, headed over the mountains to Alabama. Well,It was thunderstorming aweful fierce and I couldn't hardly see the road. I thought that to be safe I would pull over off the road and wait til I could see again. I was well off the lane of travel, but a semi truck came downhill in the rain, going way to fast, and I caught his rig in the back of my truck. The force that hit me was huge, it knocked my whole truck bed off, tore off the rear axle, and split my transmission into two halves. The rather large shove also sent my truck into a ditch, and slammed me into the steering wheel, breaking my right collar bone and 3 ribs... I spent nearly 3 weeks in the hospital, til i was mended. The doc said that after I started walking to the vending machines, and smoking the get well cigar my buddies brought, it was time to go home. Well, i came up with this title cause, while I was not anywhere near death, i certainly felt like i was. I thought of the buzzards, and how they cant have me yet! well, enough whining, im gonna go see about getting a drink and cleaning my sharps...Hope to hear from yall soon! Thank you for the welcome and sympathy!!!!

Cherokee Jem Reynolds
Human traffic cone, Living Jake Brake, and all-around beat up guy...

Damn, now I know the true meaning of "I feel like I got hit by a truck...
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 27, 2005, 10:44:13 PM
Jem, Reminds me of a cartoon I saw, two buzzards sittin' in a tree. One says to the other" Patience my a$%, I'm gonna kill something"........Buck 8) ::) :o ;)
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Delmonico on August 28, 2005, 01:36:35 AM
Well if ya decide to make lots of those long stays we'll have to see 'bout makin' ya a special quilt to take to the hospital ta make it more homey.  I gots one. ;D ;D ;D

13 days at one time is my record, did that in 2001.  3 trips in a year, so far (bite my tongue) this year ties 2001 and 24 this year vs 25 in 2001, yep I feel for ya pard, them places ain't no fun. ;D

Did ya get any of them cute student nurses in there, they are so much fun and try so hard to make you happy, cousre I got kids most of them's ages.   ::) ::)  Heck only half of them seem scared of me. :o
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Russ T Chambers on August 28, 2005, 12:55:08 PM
Jem

Here's one way to handle them Buzzards!

(http://home.wi.rr.com/tatay/cartoons/beaky011.jpg)

Glad you're on the mend!
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Foothills Drifter on August 28, 2005, 01:05:10 PM
...........  :o
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Scattered Thumbs on August 29, 2005, 09:16:15 AM
Welcome back abord, Cherokee. :)

Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 29, 2005, 12:39:39 PM
Mend quickly, pard. Glad ta have ya back.

Slim
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Cherokee Jem on September 01, 2005, 08:42:46 PM
hehe...thanks guys!!! I got my arm sling off today... Think me and Ari need to go shoot! hehe...
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on September 01, 2005, 09:12:12 PM
ya might wanna start with the mousepharts ,there Jem. Work yer way up to the warthog stuff..............Buck 8) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Cherokee Jem on September 03, 2005, 05:55:08 PM
Hehe, thanks Buck... I only shot my 22 today. Its fun and cheap. I can use the extra money to drive around...(2.89 after GA canned the stupid tax on the fuel. Please folks...Dont rush the gas stations. There is no shortage if we continue to use the normal amount and not fill up.) Well, I didnt loose to much ability while in my cast. But that darn blue eyed girl keeps outshooting me! And she was shooting my 45 and her 44, not the 22. Oh well...Ill break out my 45 after a spell. one step at a time! Well.. appreciate All the good wishes!! i feel like family here. Good luck and good times to all!

Jem
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on September 03, 2005, 06:06:57 PM
Glad you decided to err on the safe side, Jem..........Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: litl rooster on September 03, 2005, 06:48:27 PM
Listen to Uncle Buck ;D ;D ;D   But from horseman to another no pain no gain ;D
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Delmonico on September 03, 2005, 09:32:39 PM
Well ya spose he can offically be a "Bozo on the Bus" Annie, I'll see 'bout gettin' some copies burned of my LP of that. ::)

Good ta see yer doing better.  Ya must let us know if ya can next time, get that lady ta log on as you and let us know.   ;)  Ya might by family, but it seems to be a dysfuntinal one. ;D
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Trinity on September 03, 2005, 11:38:29 PM
Well enough to shoot... what more can anyone ask??  Glad to hear it!
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: litl rooster on September 04, 2005, 04:26:06 AM
Bozo's on the Bus some one actually saved a copy of it all these years?



Quote from: Trinity on September 03, 2005, 11:38:29 PM
Well enough to shoot... what more can anyone ask??  Glad to hear it!


what he said


Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Delmonico on September 04, 2005, 09:56:20 AM
I have 3, the one with Nick Danger, the one with Lennon and Marx on the cover, (Groucho and John.) ;D  And Bozo's, so while yer out ridin' have yer horse follow the yellow rubber line Clem. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on September 04, 2005, 11:00:59 AM
 ;D 8)
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: litl rooster on September 04, 2005, 12:22:54 PM
Back from the ride.....Rode 4 1/2 miles (each way, up hill) to town for a cup of coffee, in a to go cup and drank it on the way home....Pea Eye only went left of center once on the Yellow rubber line...(It was not doubled so infraction of the law) Saved 6 bucks on gas and got to exercise him too boot.  Lots of stares from folks I think they were thinking it was a protest.....Forgot my saddle bags would have stopped at IGA got somethings for dinner.  Now can I get on the bus ???


Oh the best part 4 yuppies on bikes come by me, We loped past them and stayed out front till we turned off the State road.
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: Delmonico on September 04, 2005, 12:43:26 PM
We were at Rock Creek Station a couple a years ago in the shadow of Wild Bill.  Well there were some folks on Mt bikes ridin' around.  They stopped at the post office and went inside.

I tolt Gopher Grease to put on his pistol as I put on mine.  Tolt him to stay back a ways and follow my lead.  When they came out I was a starin' at the bikes.  They hesitated at the door, I hollored for GG who was about 50 feet behind me.  When he got over I pointed out they was a makin' em with wheels the same size front and back now. ;D ;D ;D ;D

They still stop by the store from time to time.
Title: Re: Death to buzzards....
Post by: litl rooster on September 04, 2005, 12:52:26 PM
 ;D ;D ;D