Forget it. Had a change of heart.
Awwww.... Capt. Hamp, please, ask! We can be serious.. if we have to!
Cummon, ask!
:-*
AnnieLee
Forget the question. Just hopin' we can keep the tenor of the "downstairs" group lighthearted and fun. That's all.
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Let the random, odd, lighthearted postings continue!!
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AnnieLee
This dang place is stranger than fiction.
You mean these are all Tall Tales ???
No Siree! These are all true stories. And they all happened as they were told...Give or take a lie or ten ::)
Quote from: Forty Rod on August 04, 2005, 12:58:23 AM
This dang place is stranger than fiction.
Yep, doncha love it? I know I do!
:D
AnnieLee
STRANGER
THAN
FICTION!!!
SUCH IS THE TRUTH!!!! Sometimes! ;) :o ;D ::)
Only the names have been changed to perpetuate the lie...er....truth......Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
Think my unasked question just got answered by the Marshal.
Yup.
:D
AnnieLee
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 04, 2005, 12:21:04 PM
Think my unasked question just got answered by the Marshal.
Good^
Now back to the Stranger than Fiction and the lighthearted post and all the other Tom Foolerery
Quote from: litl rooster on August 04, 2005, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 04, 2005, 12:21:04 PM
Think my unasked question just got answered by the Marshal.
Good^
Now back to the Stranger than Fiction and the lighthearted post and all the other Tom Foolerery
<In her best Forty Rod imitation>
Tom Foolery would make a great SASS alias!
That's so good that I'd almost bet somebody's got it already......Buck 8) ::) :-\ ;)
So would "Sam Hill". Ever figure out who in the Sam Hill he was?
There's a local shooter with the name Sam Hades. He's an evile man....
:D
AnnieLee
I knew a feller named Sam Hügel once.
I once knew a Jack Daniels - for real. Claimed to be related to the black label guy.
I guess the best one I ran into was a guy named General Sales. Of all things he was an IBM marketing rep in SoCal. (What some people do to their kids!)
When I was a kid there was a guy named Jack Frost (John B.) and I've know Ben Franklin, Thomas Meagher, two John Waynes, Tom Jefferson, Billie Holladay, Walter Raleigh (and his wife, Belle), Isaac Hayes, a Sergeant Preston, and a guy named King Henry The Third banks, Jr.
How did I get off on this subject?
You were sucked into it like me. ;D I met a Dr. Stitcher one time, he worked in the ER and yes he did stitch me up, my head to be exact. ;D ::)
We had a feller at work named Donald Duck. Don't think that didn't cause snickers when he was paged on the in-plant system........Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
The Texas State Treasurer in 1952 was named Jesse James - for a fact. :o
Also not a joke: I worked with a fella named Michael Hawk. Everyone called him Mike.
Then there was my dentist. (This one ties in with the birth of Slim's son...) When babies are born, most hospitals put them in an oversized pyrex glass dish like a huge baking dish. On the dish at the foot of every baby, is an index card with the last name and the sex of the child. So, for Slim's case, the card would say
"Slim"
"Boy".
My dentist had been married for a number of years and had two daughters while I was his patient. But it wasn't until his wife was in the hospital with their newborn son that he decided to change his last name from "GAY" to "GRAY."
A true story.
:D
AnnieLee
went to school with a Rusty Nail
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 05, 2005, 12:50:36 PM
The Texas State Treasurer in 1952 was named Jesse James - for a fact. :o
was he shot in the back by his cousins?
can any of you tell me can your horse or dog be registered with SASS
I know a feller named Will Waddle, he's married to my ex-sister in-law and works with my wife. A right nice fella.
Quote from: litl rooster on August 05, 2005, 06:18:46 PM
went to school with a Rusty Nail
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 05, 2005, 12:50:36 PM
The Texas State Treasurer in 1952 was named Jesse James - for a fact. :o
was he shot in the back by his cousins?
can any of you tell me can your horse or dog be registered with SASS
Litl Rooster, if you are willing to pay for the membership, you can register your childen, your dogs, your horses, a mule, heck even sheep can get a SASS alias if someone is willing to pay for it! Just call up the SASS Inc. Office and sign up PeaEye! Winston Dawg is really a dog.
:D
AnnieLee
Just don't registar a cat, that would be wrong, or at least with my wifes cat.
Funny when we got married it was our dog, but it's always been her cat, my choice, not Rita's or the cats. ;D
Quote from: Forty Rod on August 05, 2005, 11:58:46 AM
When I was a kid there was a guy named Jack Frost (John B.) and I've know Ben Franklin, Thomas Meagher, two John Waynes, Tom Jefferson, Billie Holladay, Walter Raleigh (and his wife, Belle), Isaac Hayes, a Sergeant Preston, and a guy named King Henry The Third banks, Jr.
How did I get off on this subject?
I never knew Jack Frost, but I knew his wife (True story :o). She was one of my favorite customer contacts, but she just retired.
Quote from: Delmonico on August 05, 2005, 12:31:20 PM
You were sucked into it like me. ;D I met a Dr. Stitcher one time, he worked in the ER and yes he did stitch me up, my head to be exact. ;D ::)
My mother once told me of a doctor (this is also not a joke)... Dr. Infinger (SP?).
There was also Dr. Payne the Dentist... also not a joke.
Had a doctor named Clair (?) Payne when I was a kid.
Also heard Paul Harvey tell about a dental assistant named Nova Smith who married the dentist she was working for. His name was Harold Caine. Her name then became.......................................NOVA CAINE!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Fella down in Temecula of my acquaintance named Harry Bald.
Can't recall where, but at one time I was acquainted with a Jack Webb, but he was not an actor.
When I was a kid, I spent alot of time hanging around the Dalton ranch.Emmett P. Dalton was the owner at the time.
GG, Did you get to meet him?............Buck 8) ::) ???
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Slim
Does it really matter? ??? ::) We're already in Tall Tales! :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
You mean there was a topic? ;D
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on August 09, 2005, 11:28:26 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Slim
Does it really matter? ??? ::) We're already in Tall Tales! :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
I was tryin' to figger out what ta post but I got lost. I must need some more (http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/food/42.gif). ;D
Slim
Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on August 09, 2005, 11:30:00 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
You mean there was a topic? ;D
Probably not since it is in here. ;D ;D ;D
Slim
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on August 09, 2005, 11:28:26 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Slim
Does it really matter? ??? ::) We're already in Tall Tales! :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
You sure that's where we are? Think some of us are in coherent, others are just in deep kimshee, and Slim's still in a daze :D.
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 09, 2005, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on August 09, 2005, 11:28:26 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Slim
Does it really matter? ??? ::) We're already in Tall Tales! :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
You sure that's where we are? Think some of us are in coherent, others are just in deep kimshee, and Slim's still in a daze :D.
Or a haze. ::)
Slim
Or deep do-do ::) :o.................Buck 8) ;)
Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on August 09, 2005, 03:01:46 PM
Or deep do-do ::) :o.................Buck 8) ;)
That's fer sure. ;)
Slim
[[/quote]
You sure that's where we are? Think some of us are in coherent, others are just in deep kimshee,[/quote]
some one spent way to much time in the service. ;D Please don't post the receipe
I have to admit this forum is one of the more interesting I've been on. And, that is saying something when I spent several years on a NASCAR forum ;D
LazyK Pejay
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 09, 2005, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on August 09, 2005, 11:28:26 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Slim
Does it really matter? ??? ::) We're already in Tall Tales! :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
You sure that's where we are? Think some of us are in coherent, others are just in deep kimshee, and Slim's still in a daze :D.
Or a haze. ::)
Slim
It's been a while since I saw this thread, but I have to ask, was it a Hendrix imposed:
PURPLE HAZE
Ah Kimshee, brings back memories of working with the ROK Marines.
LazyK Pejay
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on August 23, 2005, 02:40:08 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 09, 2005, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on August 09, 2005, 11:28:26 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread? ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres. :-[
Slim
Slim
Does it really matter? ??? ::) We're already in Tall Tales! :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
You sure that's where we are? Think some of us are in coherent, others are just in deep kimshee, and Slim's still in a daze :D.
Or a haze. ::)
Slim
It's been a while since I saw this thread, but I have to ask, was it a Hendrix imposed:
PURPLE HAZE
Or was it Zane Gray and his
PURPLE SAGE? AnnieLee
Uh, oh, do I sense some lyrics comin' up???.........Buck 8) ::) :o ;)
Karaoke nite here?
"The stars at night....are big and bright.....
(clap clap clap clap)
Deep in the heart of Minnesota!"
Rap may shoot small, but he keeps plinkin' away..........Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
My name is Sue. How do you do?????
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 24, 2005, 06:09:54 AM
My name is Sue. How do you do?????
Hey! I'm hard of hearing....but not that bad!
I live in my own mind
ain't nothin' but a good time
But seriously, Litl' Rooster, are you going to make it to the King George shoot this weekend? Looks like we'll have great weather!
:D
AnnieLee
Quote from: AnnieLee on August 25, 2005, 06:55:18 AM
But seriously, Litl' Rooster, are you going to make it to the King George shoot this weekend? Looks like we'll have great weather!
:D
AnnieLee
Whatdja know. A serious question.
This gives a noo meaning to this thread title. ;D
se·ri·ous (sîr-s)
adj.
1. Grave in quality or manner: gave me a serious look.
2.
a. Carried out in earnest: engaged in serious drinking; serious study of Italian.
b. Deeply interested or involved: a serious card player.
c. Designed for and addressing grave and earnest tastes: serious art; serious music.
d. Not trifling or jesting: I'm serious: we expect you to complete the assignment on time. Her question was serious enough to deserve a thoughtful response.
e. Of considerable size or scope; substantial: a cleanup that cost serious money.
f. Of such character or quality as to appeal to the expert, the connoisseur, or the sophisticate: "Every serious kitchen needs at least one peppermill" Washington Post.
3. Concerned with important rather than trivial matters: a serious student of history.
4.
a. Being of such import as to cause anxiety: serious injuries; a serious turn of events.
b. Too complex to be easily answered or solved: raised some serious objections to the proposal.
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[Middle English, from Old French serieux, from Late Latin srisus, from Latin srius.]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/serious (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/serious)
Dang, never thot I'd see sumthin that serus in this place. :o
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 25, 2005, 09:49:01 AM
se·ri·ous (sîr-s)
adj.
1. Grave in quality or manner: gave me a serious look.
2.
a. Carried out in earnest: engaged in serious drinking; serious study of Italian.
b. Deeply interested or involved: a serious card player.
c. Designed for and addressing grave and earnest tastes: serious art; serious music.
d. Not trifling or jesting: I'm serious: we expect you to complete the assignment on time. Her question was serious enough to deserve a thoughtful response.e. Of considerable size or scope; substantial: a cleanup that cost serious money.
f. Of such character or quality as to appeal to the expert, the connoisseur, or the sophisticate: "Every serious kitchen needs at least one peppermill" Washington Post.
3. Concerned with important rather than trivial matters: a serious student of history.
4.
a. Being of such import as to cause anxiety: serious injuries; a serious turn of events.
b. Too complex to be easily answered or solved: raised some serious objections to the proposal.
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[Middle English, from Old French serieux, from Late Latin srisus, from Latin srius.]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/serious (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/serious)
Dang, never thot I'd see sumthin that serus in this place. :o
I choose d. What do I win? ;D
Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on August 25, 2005, 10:15:40 AM
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 25, 2005, 09:49:01 AM
se·ri·ous (sîr-s)
adj.
1. Grave in quality or manner: gave me a serious look.
2.
a. Carried out in earnest: engaged in serious drinking; serious study of Italian.
b. Deeply interested or involved: a serious card player.
c. Designed for and addressing grave and earnest tastes: serious art; serious music.
d. Not trifling or jesting: I'm serious: we expect you to complete the assignment on time. Her question was serious enough to deserve a thoughtful response.e. Of considerable size or scope; substantial: a cleanup that cost serious money.
f. Of such character or quality as to appeal to the expert, the connoisseur, or the sophisticate: "Every serious kitchen needs at least one peppermill" Washington Post.
3. Concerned with important rather than trivial matters: a serious student of history.
4.
a. Being of such import as to cause anxiety: serious injuries; a serious turn of events.
b. Too complex to be easily answered or solved: raised some serious objections to the proposal.
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[Middle English, from Old French serieux, from Late Latin srisus, from Latin srius.]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/serious (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/serious)
Dang, never thot I'd see sumthin that serus in this place. :o
I choose d. What do I win? ;D
You win f. ;D
Slim
Awesome! Scattered Thumbs won a peppermill!
:D
AnnieLee
Quote from: AnnieLee on August 25, 2005, 03:10:55 PM
Awesome! Scattered Thumbs won a peppermill!
:D
AnnieLee
AnnieLee won 4b fer figgerin' that one out. :D
Slim
Dang it Annie you beat me to it.
Old Top
Fresh groud pepper anyone? ;D
Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on August 26, 2005, 02:48:20 AM
Fresh groud pepper anyone? ;D
YES
Quote from: AnnieLee on August 25, 2005, 06:55:18 AM
But seriously, Litl' Rooster, are you going to make it to the King George shoot this weekend? Looks like we'll have great weather!
:D
AnnieLee
YES and quit being serious here...but Yes
litl rooster goes to the TV and turns on sirius music.... ;D
They got music in Sirius? :o
'nother serious question. From that other thread 'bout killin' the buzzards, don't think we orta do that. If we kill them buzzards, what's gonna eat all them dead buzzards? Reckon Del's got a recipt fer them too?:o
Ok, I'll edit my previous statement: If it walks, crawls, slithers or flies the earth! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Them things is protected here....aka the Virginia Eagle.......................Taste alot like Spotted Owl ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm! *smack* *smack* Sounds good. ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.bluewaterbiggame.com/hunting_rifles/images/fite_long_range_rifle.jpg)
SWEET
It ain't mine.... I found it on the web. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\
Quote from: Trinity on August 29, 2005, 08:00:25 PM
It ain't mine.... I found it on the web. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\
Finders keepers :-X
This is the one I want
What can I say? The man has good Taste.
<ST who don't cares much for Ruger Vaqueros (too modern) but likes The Ruger #1>
Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on August 30, 2005, 05:41:40 AM
What can I say? The man has good Taste.
<ST who don't cares much for Ruger Vaqueros (too modern) but likes The Ruger #1>
in his best Elvis voice......Thank ya .......thank ya very muchhh